Ruler of the Elves 🦐
@cleans-bong.bsky.social
She/Her
Autistic, and Really Cool
Chronic yapper
Ask me about my hysterectomy 😋
Currently hyperfixating on planted aquariums + shrimp
Autistic, and Really Cool
Chronic yapper
Ask me about my hysterectomy 😋
Currently hyperfixating on planted aquariums + shrimp
Bring Whitney back to DWTS. She was only eliminated because season three dropped and people were mad she was honest about her ambitions.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Bring Whitney back to DWTS. She was only eliminated because season three dropped and people were mad she was honest about her ambitions.
Guys, Whitney was fucking robbed on Dancing with the Stars.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Guys, Whitney was fucking robbed on Dancing with the Stars.
Reposted by Ruler of the Elves 🦐
September 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Boyfriend bought me a little mushroom necklace and it is very pretty
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Boyfriend bought me a little mushroom necklace and it is very pretty
It's funny how AI gets a pass for stuff humans would never be allowed to turn in.
What do you mean the robot that's supposed to better society is complete garbage?
What do you mean the robot that's supposed to better society is complete garbage?
August 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It's funny how AI gets a pass for stuff humans would never be allowed to turn in.
What do you mean the robot that's supposed to better society is complete garbage?
What do you mean the robot that's supposed to better society is complete garbage?
Pros: found old Nintendo DS
Cons: didn't find charging cord for old Nintendo DS
Cons: didn't find charging cord for old Nintendo DS
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Pros: found old Nintendo DS
Cons: didn't find charging cord for old Nintendo DS
Cons: didn't find charging cord for old Nintendo DS
My mother found a LARGE box of shells in her garage today. They are insane and delightful. My boyfriend and I have been organizing them tonight, and speculating about all the aquatic snails that once inhabited them. We don't know where and who they came from!!
August 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My mother found a LARGE box of shells in her garage today. They are insane and delightful. My boyfriend and I have been organizing them tonight, and speculating about all the aquatic snails that once inhabited them. We don't know where and who they came from!!
I need to make a pin that says "Ask me about my shrimp tanks!"
August 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I need to make a pin that says "Ask me about my shrimp tanks!"
Eating Earl Grey ice cream from Banter
August 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Eating Earl Grey ice cream from Banter
Honestly they just let you post anything online
August 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Honestly they just let you post anything online
*My Name is Earl theme song starts blasting*
July 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
*My Name is Earl theme song starts blasting*
Bottle of aquarium fertilizer spilled all over the inside of its storage ziploc... this is devastating & will smell very bad when I open it next.
July 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Bottle of aquarium fertilizer spilled all over the inside of its storage ziploc... this is devastating & will smell very bad when I open it next.
I'm so glad I haven't had a substantial glow-down since high school like 90% of the people I know.
July 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I'm so glad I haven't had a substantial glow-down since high school like 90% of the people I know.
Men and their lack of conviction.
July 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Men and their lack of conviction.
Sometimes I make this rice bowl situation with onion 4 ways. Crispy onion, pickles onion, chopped raw onion, and stir-fried onion. It fucks.
July 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Sometimes I make this rice bowl situation with onion 4 ways. Crispy onion, pickles onion, chopped raw onion, and stir-fried onion. It fucks.
Just a girl and her cryptocoryne wendtii
July 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just a girl and her cryptocoryne wendtii
Thinking about the bladder/pond snails & ostracods that were in the aquatic plants' water trays at the garden store today.
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Thinking about the bladder/pond snails & ostracods that were in the aquatic plants' water trays at the garden store today.
I have eaten
the kale chips
that were in
the tupperware
and which
nobody else had been
able to taste
Forgive me
they were delicious
three bunches worth
so crispy
the kale chips
that were in
the tupperware
and which
nobody else had been
able to taste
Forgive me
they were delicious
three bunches worth
so crispy
July 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I have eaten
the kale chips
that were in
the tupperware
and which
nobody else had been
able to taste
Forgive me
they were delicious
three bunches worth
so crispy
the kale chips
that were in
the tupperware
and which
nobody else had been
able to taste
Forgive me
they were delicious
three bunches worth
so crispy
I miss those wobbly distorted vines
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I miss those wobbly distorted vines
Ate too many kale chips; I shit weird now.
July 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Ate too many kale chips; I shit weird now.
Bf brought home a VERY nice stick
July 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Bf brought home a VERY nice stick
The duality of man
July 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The duality of man
I think I could fix Jojo Siwa
July 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I think I could fix Jojo Siwa
I got some decent looking kale today at the grocery store. You know what that means: kale chips.
July 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I got some decent looking kale today at the grocery store. You know what that means: kale chips.