Cody Lazri
clazri.bsky.social
Cody Lazri
@clazri.bsky.social
Pronouns e/em / xe/xem
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We shouldn't use polling to tell us what our values are, we should use polling to further advance the causes we value.
July 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me: Too many Dx2 players forget about the training duels. They seem useless but you can get up to 18 extra gems a day that way. Plus you need to check the safe in the hideout minimum once a day, and don't forget to dispatch demons and check events!

The soldier unlawfully quartered in my home: uh
The "artistic/components" mark in figure skating are ALSO a measure of athletic ability. The execution of the artistic elements depends on good skating skills, flexibility and strength just as much as the "technical" elements.

The soldier unlawfully quartered in my home: I'm trying to sleep!
Me: you have to be careful when following crochet patterns because there’s US terms & British terms so a single crochet stitch in US is a double in British & a double in US is a treble in British & you don’t want to know what they call a half-double

The soldier unlawfully quartered in my home: uh
June 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To the person who shouted transphobic comments at me on the street today: Yes, do fuck my mother. I’m sure you deserve her.
March 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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please I ask of all of you do not seize every perceived opportunity for pedantry
February 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thread!
Also content note for ableist slur in the screenshot
The government uses SQL. Musk's claim here would be a ridiculous claim on its face, that the US government doesn't use the query language that virtually every relational database requires to access its data, but in this context "deduplication" is a term for the way that SQL databases store data.
February 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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DO NOT LET THEM REWRITE THIS HISTORY.

DO NOT LET THEM EXPLAIN IT AWAY.

DO NOT INDULGE A DEBATE.

THEY'RE NAZIS.
THEY'RE NAZIS.
THEY'RE NAZIS.
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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"Picky eaters" often:

Have food based trauma.

Food allergies.

Autism or ADHD texture issues.

So instead of picking on people, please consider how lucky you are that you can eat anything without it being exhausting and upsetting.
September 3, 2023 at 11:43 PM
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Loudly and excitedly proclaiming that you forced your non-essential staff to work on Labor Day does not have the impact you want it to, Retail.
September 4, 2023 at 2:45 PM
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gods yes
September 4, 2023 at 2:34 AM
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I will NEVER stop talking about how "love languages" is just something made up by a misogynistic pastor, thoroughly unqualified to write a psychology self help book, so he could insist wives owed their husbands sex on demand.

That's all this trash has ever been.
August 22, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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The Maui survivors spreadsheet is updated. Some asks have been met and new ones added. Even $10 buys a pair of slippahs for those who lost everything.
This is a spreadsheet of verified locals from Maui who need help. The folks at the bottom of the list especially need attention. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lExatubPl6zvsDcy4qUd3Sv1PvvKrzMhUyOzaKuId0o/htmlview?mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Maui Fires Relief - Google Drive
docs.google.com
August 12, 2023 at 9:11 PM