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clayton
@claytonjames.bsky.social
I’m just one man
ME: *showers*

MY SHAMPOO BOTTLE FOR SOME REASON: Good morning, Let me know if you need help with anything 😊
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s obvious. The feds took the blazers under for regular season win total
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
“Babe I’m so wet. My servers are cooled with thousands of gallons of water every day”
October 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Devestating
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
He looks like if pat tillman was in back to the future 2
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
He’s trying to use internet slang from 10 years ago and still somehow failing lmao
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“We’re looking for a guy on a 90s sitcom who tries to get the teen characters to smoke weed”
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
>>business only reads resumes for buzzwords
>>people write only buzzwords
>>business stops reading cause it’s only buzzwords
>>people stop writing cause no one is reading
September 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
May as well say “I love watching the big game on my Amazon Firestick. It’s as exciting as listening to a song on Amazon Music or ordering a product through Amazon Prime”
September 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Here at Cuckoo we’re disrupting the time industry through the integration of avian storytelling”
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’m gen z and my mom pulls me to work every morning in a little red wagon
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM