When will the championship drought end?? The dodgers haven’t won a title in over 10 hours
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When will the championship drought end?? The dodgers haven’t won a title in over 10 hours
My YouTube recommended is entirely videos called “Liz Lemon quotes that give me life and bring peace to my troubled spirit and are more comforting than a lovers touch”
October 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My YouTube recommended is entirely videos called “Liz Lemon quotes that give me life and bring peace to my troubled spirit and are more comforting than a lovers touch”
MODERATOR: What’s the best season in the city?
ZOHRAN: Fall
CUOMO: A season is a time of coming together. When we look at ourselves and see we’re more alike than different. Also, ive been alive for way more seasons than mr madami
ZOHRAN: Fall
CUOMO: A season is a time of coming together. When we look at ourselves and see we’re more alike than different. Also, ive been alive for way more seasons than mr madami
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
MODERATOR: What’s the best season in the city?
ZOHRAN: Fall
CUOMO: A season is a time of coming together. When we look at ourselves and see we’re more alike than different. Also, ive been alive for way more seasons than mr madami
ZOHRAN: Fall
CUOMO: A season is a time of coming together. When we look at ourselves and see we’re more alike than different. Also, ive been alive for way more seasons than mr madami
GOONER: Don’t cum yet
CHAT GPT: You’re absolutely right. I was wrong to try to finish at this time. Thank you for pointing out my mistake and holding me accountable 😊
CHAT GPT: You’re absolutely right. I was wrong to try to finish at this time. Thank you for pointing out my mistake and holding me accountable 😊
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
GOONER: Don’t cum yet
CHAT GPT: You’re absolutely right. I was wrong to try to finish at this time. Thank you for pointing out my mistake and holding me accountable 😊
CHAT GPT: You’re absolutely right. I was wrong to try to finish at this time. Thank you for pointing out my mistake and holding me accountable 😊
[looking at someone with 45 million dollars] this guy has no safety net
October 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
[looking at someone with 45 million dollars] this guy has no safety net
IN THE UNIVERSE OF THIS POST REALTIME WITH BILL MAHER WAS ON THE AIR DURING THE OJ SCANDAL:
BILL: Volkswagens slogan is “drivers wanted” Meanwhile Fords new slogan is “wanted drivers” okaaaay
BILL: Volkswagens slogan is “drivers wanted” Meanwhile Fords new slogan is “wanted drivers” okaaaay
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
IN THE UNIVERSE OF THIS POST REALTIME WITH BILL MAHER WAS ON THE AIR DURING THE OJ SCANDAL:
BILL: Volkswagens slogan is “drivers wanted” Meanwhile Fords new slogan is “wanted drivers” okaaaay
BILL: Volkswagens slogan is “drivers wanted” Meanwhile Fords new slogan is “wanted drivers” okaaaay
You see me on the subway glued to my phone. “Ugh another zoomer on social media” wrong. I’m educating myself on the outer reaches of the number line
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You see me on the subway glued to my phone. “Ugh another zoomer on social media” wrong. I’m educating myself on the outer reaches of the number line
Nobody advertising a non-scam product has ever made this expression
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nobody advertising a non-scam product has ever made this expression
It’s interesting how every major news story is actually a distraction from the news stories Im personally invested in. Almost like there’s a conspiracy to hide what really matters (what I care about)
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It’s interesting how every major news story is actually a distraction from the news stories Im personally invested in. Almost like there’s a conspiracy to hide what really matters (what I care about)
Anyone know what the M on this flag stands for? From the context I’m guessing “Mmmm smells yummy!”
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anyone know what the M on this flag stands for? From the context I’m guessing “Mmmm smells yummy!”
Centrist-liberal think tank called The Center For Political Depolarization: if we simply agree with republicans on every issue, they’ll vote for us
September 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Centrist-liberal think tank called The Center For Political Depolarization: if we simply agree with republicans on every issue, they’ll vote for us
NEWS ANCHOR: Now this young white shooter, was his pure soul corrupted by posts in an online forum?
ACADEMIC WHO STUDIES RIGHT WING PINTEREST BOARDS: (somberly) That very well may be the case
ACADEMIC WHO STUDIES RIGHT WING PINTEREST BOARDS: (somberly) That very well may be the case
September 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
NEWS ANCHOR: Now this young white shooter, was his pure soul corrupted by posts in an online forum?
ACADEMIC WHO STUDIES RIGHT WING PINTEREST BOARDS: (somberly) That very well may be the case
ACADEMIC WHO STUDIES RIGHT WING PINTEREST BOARDS: (somberly) That very well may be the case
Love to get an email from my dommy mommy
September 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Love to get an email from my dommy mommy
I have a fearful, holds-barred comedic style
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I have a fearful, holds-barred comedic style
“Bluesky is dying” my friend you need to learn how to quit things quietly
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“Bluesky is dying” my friend you need to learn how to quit things quietly
The president was last seen walking towards a delicious ham suspended over a covering of palm leaves
August 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The president was last seen walking towards a delicious ham suspended over a covering of palm leaves
Even ignoring his shitty politics, Newsom will never be president because he looks like an evil politician from a 2000s movie. Like he picks up the phone and orders Jason Bourne killed
August 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Even ignoring his shitty politics, Newsom will never be president because he looks like an evil politician from a 2000s movie. Like he picks up the phone and orders Jason Bourne killed
Ignore the many videos of people seeing me naked and yelling “tiny dick”. Cause actually a ton of people walk by and whisper “normal sized dick”. You just can’t hear them cause they’re being quiet
Bondi: "Our law enforcement officers are telling us that people are coming up to them on the street, they said a lot of people are walking by, whispering, saying 'thank you thank you thank you.'"
August 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ignore the many videos of people seeing me naked and yelling “tiny dick”. Cause actually a ton of people walk by and whisper “normal sized dick”. You just can’t hear them cause they’re being quiet
50s music was awesome cause you could be the most controversial figure in America with lyrics like “shibbly shabbly shloop, she’s got hips like a bowl of soup”
August 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
50s music was awesome cause you could be the most controversial figure in America with lyrics like “shibbly shabbly shloop, she’s got hips like a bowl of soup”
ESTABLISHMENT CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT LEADER: [QRTing a picture of a beautiful woman] her eye width makes me think her birth canal is narrow. Not attractive!
August 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
ESTABLISHMENT CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT LEADER: [QRTing a picture of a beautiful woman] her eye width makes me think her birth canal is narrow. Not attractive!
Wife took me to the vet because my chest hurt. Turns out…
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wife took me to the vet because my chest hurt. Turns out…
Hey chat gpt, write a fun text telling my wife I’m gonna be late in a way that doesn’t make it sound like I was banging my coworker
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hey chat gpt, write a fun text telling my wife I’m gonna be late in a way that doesn’t make it sound like I was banging my coworker
Wife wanted to watch the Barbie movie so I threw this bad boy on
August 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wife wanted to watch the Barbie movie so I threw this bad boy on
What is this? A to-do list for cows?
July 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What is this? A to-do list for cows?