[looking at someone with 45 million dollars] this guy has no safety net
October 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
[looking at someone with 45 million dollars] this guy has no safety net
You see me on the subway glued to my phone. “Ugh another zoomer on social media” wrong. I’m educating myself on the outer reaches of the number line
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You see me on the subway glued to my phone. “Ugh another zoomer on social media” wrong. I’m educating myself on the outer reaches of the number line
Nobody advertising a non-scam product has ever made this expression
October 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Nobody advertising a non-scam product has ever made this expression
Anyone know what the M on this flag stands for? From the context I’m guessing “Mmmm smells yummy!”
September 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Anyone know what the M on this flag stands for? From the context I’m guessing “Mmmm smells yummy!”
Love to get an email from my dommy mommy
September 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Love to get an email from my dommy mommy
Even ignoring his shitty politics, Newsom will never be president because he looks like an evil politician from a 2000s movie. Like he picks up the phone and orders Jason Bourne killed
August 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Even ignoring his shitty politics, Newsom will never be president because he looks like an evil politician from a 2000s movie. Like he picks up the phone and orders Jason Bourne killed
Nooooo we’re losing cultural visibility of men who sit like this
August 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nooooo we’re losing cultural visibility of men who sit like this
Wife took me to the vet because my chest hurt. Turns out…
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wife took me to the vet because my chest hurt. Turns out…
Wife wanted to watch the Barbie movie so I threw this bad boy on
August 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Wife wanted to watch the Barbie movie so I threw this bad boy on
What is this? A to-do list for cows?
July 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What is this? A to-do list for cows?
Pal, I create my own prison every day
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Pal, I create my own prison every day
Tf you mean “How”
They’re being shot to death by the IDF
They’re being shot to death by the IDF
July 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tf you mean “How”
They’re being shot to death by the IDF
They’re being shot to death by the IDF
I love it when North and South America both easily fit in the northern hemisphere
July 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I love it when North and South America both easily fit in the northern hemisphere
NYT headline writer looking at passive verbs they can use to describe IDF atrocities
July 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
NYT headline writer looking at passive verbs they can use to describe IDF atrocities
Remember how just a few years ago, you could use a search engine to get useful/true information?
July 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Remember how just a few years ago, you could use a search engine to get useful/true information?
babe, stop making out with me. I’m trying to watch cinema
July 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
babe, stop making out with me. I’m trying to watch cinema
“Sir have you been drinking tonight?”
Me:
Me:
July 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Sir have you been drinking tonight?”
Me:
Me:
He looks like a scientist who would advise Jurassic Park to create even more dangerous dinosaurs
July 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He looks like a scientist who would advise Jurassic Park to create even more dangerous dinosaurs
Awesome job google. Thank you for making ai responses ubiquitous
June 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Awesome job google. Thank you for making ai responses ubiquitous
