Michael Clayton
@claytoncomedy.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian, News Junkie, Cinephile, Professional Wrestling Nerd
Nancy Mace talks a lot of shit about trans people for someone who looks like The Cryptkeeper at a drag brunch.
March 28, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Nancy Mace talks a lot of shit about trans people for someone who looks like The Cryptkeeper at a drag brunch.
Since Elon started DOGE planes are falling out of the sky and the government be like “THAT’s the guy we should be giving billions to for a spaceship launch”.
February 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Since Elon started DOGE planes are falling out of the sky and the government be like “THAT’s the guy we should be giving billions to for a spaceship launch”.
Watching “Yellowjackets” always makes me crave BBQ.
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Watching “Yellowjackets” always makes me crave BBQ.
“Did you see what Ukraine was wearing? Clearly they were asking for it”-Donald Trump
February 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“Did you see what Ukraine was wearing? Clearly they were asking for it”-Donald Trump
“Baby, don’t you understand I HAVE to hit you because I love you so much?”
February 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“Baby, don’t you understand I HAVE to hit you because I love you so much?”
Think it’s so cute how you all buy each other chocolates and flowers to celebrate the anniversary of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre ❤️💗💕
February 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Think it’s so cute how you all buy each other chocolates and flowers to celebrate the anniversary of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre ❤️💗💕
Every time I see Kanye tweet, I’m just thinking, “please, in the name of all that is holy Kanye, please be stupid enough to talk shit about Kendrick”.
February 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Every time I see Kanye tweet, I’m just thinking, “please, in the name of all that is holy Kanye, please be stupid enough to talk shit about Kendrick”.
Drake was murdered so badly by Kendrick at the Super Bowl, he’s changing his name to the Jets.
I’m just kidding. The Jets will never go to the Super Bowl.
I’m just kidding. The Jets will never go to the Super Bowl.
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Drake was murdered so badly by Kendrick at the Super Bowl, he’s changing his name to the Jets.
I’m just kidding. The Jets will never go to the Super Bowl.
I’m just kidding. The Jets will never go to the Super Bowl.
“I love you as much as Kendrick hates Drake”-Me to my girlfriend
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“I love you as much as Kendrick hates Drake”-Me to my girlfriend
When I read Kanye’s tweets over the last few days I just pretend he’s trying REALLY hard to get out of jury duty.
February 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When I read Kanye’s tweets over the last few days I just pretend he’s trying REALLY hard to get out of jury duty.
At this point we should name all of the government departments after Elon Musk’s children so that he will stay as far away from them as possible.
February 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
At this point we should name all of the government departments after Elon Musk’s children so that he will stay as far away from them as possible.
Lineup for Ozzy’s final show. End of an era. Love Ozzy and what a tribute to a legend this list of bands is.
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Lineup for Ozzy’s final show. End of an era. Love Ozzy and what a tribute to a legend this list of bands is.
A condom costs $1 on average. Hamas has 40,000 estimated members.
So according to this colossal dipshit, the U.S. sent 2,500 condoms for every member of Hamas. Is every Hamas member Ron Jeremy or am I missing something.
So according to this colossal dipshit, the U.S. sent 2,500 condoms for every member of Hamas. Is every Hamas member Ron Jeremy or am I missing something.
February 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A condom costs $1 on average. Hamas has 40,000 estimated members.
So according to this colossal dipshit, the U.S. sent 2,500 condoms for every member of Hamas. Is every Hamas member Ron Jeremy or am I missing something.
So according to this colossal dipshit, the U.S. sent 2,500 condoms for every member of Hamas. Is every Hamas member Ron Jeremy or am I missing something.
Buffy is returning with Gellar in the lead, Dolly Parton is executive producing (her production company produced the original). Not 100% sure how to feel since it’s a series I hold near and dear but cautiously intrigued.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot in the works with Sarah Michelle Gellar returning to the titular role
Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot in the works with Sarah Michelle Gellar returning to the titular role
Oscar-winning director – and longtime Buffy fan – Chloé Zhao is onboard to direct, with Dolly Parton as executive producer
A sequel reboot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is reportedly in the works, with Sarah Michelle Gellar expected to return to the…
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Buffy is returning with Gellar in the lead, Dolly Parton is executive producing (her production company produced the original). Not 100% sure how to feel since it’s a series I hold near and dear but cautiously intrigued.
Everyone who saw how Kanye treated his wife at the Grammys immediately thought: “Kanye was covered in so much baby oil at Diddy’s house he looked like when people got released from those alien pods in “The Matrix”.
February 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Everyone who saw how Kanye treated his wife at the Grammys immediately thought: “Kanye was covered in so much baby oil at Diddy’s house he looked like when people got released from those alien pods in “The Matrix”.
“If everything is more expensive, eggs will look a whole lot cheaper”
-Trump Administration
-Trump Administration
February 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“If everything is more expensive, eggs will look a whole lot cheaper”
-Trump Administration
-Trump Administration
Beyonce won Best Country Album, and richly deserved as “Cowboy Carter” was great.
And for any country fans outraged she won Best Country Album, this is karma for subjecting all of us to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” a few years back. Payback’s a bitch.
And for any country fans outraged she won Best Country Album, this is karma for subjecting all of us to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” a few years back. Payback’s a bitch.
February 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Beyonce won Best Country Album, and richly deserved as “Cowboy Carter” was great.
And for any country fans outraged she won Best Country Album, this is karma for subjecting all of us to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” a few years back. Payback’s a bitch.
And for any country fans outraged she won Best Country Album, this is karma for subjecting all of us to “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” a few years back. Payback’s a bitch.
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social gave the best breakdown of the current tariff situation here.
February 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social gave the best breakdown of the current tariff situation here.
The cast is gonna comprise half the budget
Cast so far for Christopher Nolan's #TheOdyssey
• Filming begins in late February
• Releasing In theaters July 17, 2026
• Filming begins in late February
• Releasing In theaters July 17, 2026
February 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The cast is gonna comprise half the budget
Not surprising he has knee issues. Baby oil is slippery.
Diddy Hospitalized in New York for Knee Pain
Diddy was admitted to a New York hospital last week after experiencing pain with his knee ... TMZ has confirmed.
amp.tmz.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Not surprising he has knee issues. Baby oil is slippery.
My girlfriend suggested this show on Paramount Plus, and just finished the first season and really enjoyed it. Good balance of teen drama, humor, and interesting way of depicting the afterlife. Starting Season 2 today.
February 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My girlfriend suggested this show on Paramount Plus, and just finished the first season and really enjoyed it. Good balance of teen drama, humor, and interesting way of depicting the afterlife. Starting Season 2 today.
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social Any word on who Drew and the other talent were upset at in the Men’s Rumble?
February 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@seanrosssapp.bsky.social Any word on who Drew and the other talent were upset at in the Men’s Rumble?
The first two weeks of Trump’s second term has been like the first hour I play Grand Theft Auto 5: “I stole an ice cream truck, I stabbed a hooker, a Cybertruck is on fire for some reason, how much shit can I do before the law does it’s job?!?!?”
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The first two weeks of Trump’s second term has been like the first hour I play Grand Theft Auto 5: “I stole an ice cream truck, I stabbed a hooker, a Cybertruck is on fire for some reason, how much shit can I do before the law does it’s job?!?!?”
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