“Did you see what Ukraine was wearing? Clearly they were asking for it”-Donald Trump

“Baby, don’t you understand I HAVE to hit you because I love you so much?”

Lineup for Ozzy’s final show. End of an era. Love Ozzy and what a tribute to a legend this list of bands is.

A condom costs $1 on average. Hamas has 40,000 estimated members.

So according to this colossal dipshit, the U.S. sent 2,500 condoms for every member of Hamas. Is every Hamas member Ron Jeremy or am I missing something.

Everyone who saw how Kanye treated his wife at the Grammys immediately thought: “Kanye was covered in so much baby oil at Diddy’s house he looked like when people got released from those alien pods in “The Matrix”.

“If everything is more expensive, eggs will look a whole lot cheaper”
-Trump Administration

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social gave the best breakdown of the current tariff situation here.

My girlfriend suggested this show on Paramount Plus, and just finished the first season and really enjoyed it. Good balance of teen drama, humor, and interesting way of depicting the afterlife. Starting Season 2 today.