deciding to write a period piece fanfic when my mind operates on Buffy Speak is a choice

Ryan and Shane need to try to get guest spots on #ghostscbs
#ghostfiles #watcher

I don't understand the concept of time. I saw that a book was published in 2005 and thought: "Oh, that was 5 years ago."

then I saw a post mention the year 2027, which is obviously ten years from now.

my parents don't think the new puppy looks like our old dog. I'm convinced God realized he took the old one too early and decided to give them back.

I cannot be this close to 40. We need to start inventing new numbers.

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

LEVERAGE meeting 2008: “The trick is, slide the social critique in behind the fun. I don’t want to push.”
ME IN EDITING IN 2024: “Do we have a take of the white techbro chasing our heroine with an ax screaming ‘THIS IS EFFECTIVE ALTRUISM!!’ where he looks directly into the camera? No? Damn.”

Katherine, going back to being herself, after pretending to be Elena. #TVD

Barbara needs to mix up Keith David and David Keith and she needs to do it in front of Ava's father. #abbottelementary

canon ot3 confirmed