Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?
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Quick-drying cement! No liquids!!!
I genuinely suspect young adults in about ten years will look at Obama's presidency the way Millennials/Zoomers look at Reagan's today.
Barack Obama used a combination of federal, state, and corporate security forces to violently crush the Occupy protest movement, pioneering techniques subsequently used during the blue riot against Black people in Ferguson, on down the line to Minnesota today. His reticence now fits the pattern.
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I genuinely suspect young adults in about ten years will look at Obama's presidency the way Millennials/Zoomers look at Reagan's today.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Yeah no Bovino getting canned isn’t good enough. This entire bullshit operation is Stephen Miller’s doing. Sending his ass to the curb is the bare minimum.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Yeah no Bovino getting canned isn’t good enough. This entire bullshit operation is Stephen Miller’s doing. Sending his ass to the curb is the bare minimum.
I love it when the local news goes "we're declaring this a WEATHER ALERT DAY." Gives me nostalgia for when Homeland Security used to tell us what color the threat level was. "TODAY IS ORANGE. BE AWARE."
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I love it when the local news goes "we're declaring this a WEATHER ALERT DAY." Gives me nostalgia for when Homeland Security used to tell us what color the threat level was. "TODAY IS ORANGE. BE AWARE."
I say it's about time that we cast aside the COASTAL ELITISTS (nurses and moms) and stand up and salute the REAL HEROES of America (illiterate chodes with guns who are scared of nurses and moms).
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I say it's about time that we cast aside the COASTAL ELITISTS (nurses and moms) and stand up and salute the REAL HEROES of America (illiterate chodes with guns who are scared of nurses and moms).
I swear to god every person in this administration is this guy.
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I swear to god every person in this administration is this guy.
All I'm saying is if Kamala was elected ICE would only be able to murder you if they had previously received a Pell Grant and the shooting occurred in an approved business zone.
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
All I'm saying is if Kamala was elected ICE would only be able to murder you if they had previously received a Pell Grant and the shooting occurred in an approved business zone.
Ok time to see what lies we get fed today.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Ok time to see what lies we get fed today.
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I truly don't want to hand it to the national media, but 99% of the time when I see a "why isn't the media covering this" post the answer is that the media is covering it
January 23, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I truly don't want to hand it to the national media, but 99% of the time when I see a "why isn't the media covering this" post the answer is that the media is covering it
Nothing from the 70s was actually yellow or brown, that's just residue from all of the cigarette smoke.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Nothing from the 70s was actually yellow or brown, that's just residue from all of the cigarette smoke.
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This is actually a weirdly boring time to specialize in International Relations because there's no actual intellectual substance to any of this. Like, yeah, man. Shit's fucked. Fucker's nutso. That sort of insight is why I'm a fancy-pants political scientist you should all respect and consult.
January 21, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This is actually a weirdly boring time to specialize in International Relations because there's no actual intellectual substance to any of this. Like, yeah, man. Shit's fucked. Fucker's nutso. That sort of insight is why I'm a fancy-pants political scientist you should all respect and consult.
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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
Annoying people when they talk about AI in real life by shouting "GROK, EXPLAIN!"
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Annoying people when they talk about AI in real life by shouting "GROK, EXPLAIN!"
BREAKING: Trump orders National Guard to seize Los Angeles, will return control if Hollywood makes another "Cannonball Run" movie.
January 20, 2026 at 4:47 AM
BREAKING: Trump orders National Guard to seize Los Angeles, will return control if Hollywood makes another "Cannonball Run" movie.
Woof, to be a Bills fan right now.
- Had the two teams who are responsible for ruining their Super Bowl chances the past few years miss the playoffs but...
- Fail to reach the Conference Championship because their star QB went crazy with the turnovers.
- Fired their best head coach since the 90s...
- Had the two teams who are responsible for ruining their Super Bowl chances the past few years miss the playoffs but...
- Fail to reach the Conference Championship because their star QB went crazy with the turnovers.
- Fired their best head coach since the 90s...
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Woof, to be a Bills fan right now.
- Had the two teams who are responsible for ruining their Super Bowl chances the past few years miss the playoffs but...
- Fail to reach the Conference Championship because their star QB went crazy with the turnovers.
- Fired their best head coach since the 90s...
- Had the two teams who are responsible for ruining their Super Bowl chances the past few years miss the playoffs but...
- Fail to reach the Conference Championship because their star QB went crazy with the turnovers.
- Fired their best head coach since the 90s...
*About to log in to social media*
Ah yes, it's time to become Angry.
Ah yes, it's time to become Angry.
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
*About to log in to social media*
Ah yes, it's time to become Angry.
Ah yes, it's time to become Angry.
C’mann we all remember David Blaine.
There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
C’mann we all remember David Blaine.
If you want to stick with that metaphor then remember it's the role of the job applicant to convince the interviewer that they're better for the job and Kamala did an absolute trash job at that.
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
If you want to stick with that metaphor then remember it's the role of the job applicant to convince the interviewer that they're better for the job and Kamala did an absolute trash job at that.
Growing up in Mid-Michigan I had to do that with *literally* any movie. Hell, I couldn't even see something like "Prometheus" without driving two cities over.
This is such a bizarre city-folk conception of country-folk. If you live in the country, you drive to the next town for *everything*. It’s only if you live in the city that that sounds extravagant.
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Growing up in Mid-Michigan I had to do that with *literally* any movie. Hell, I couldn't even see something like "Prometheus" without driving two cities over.
When Katie Couric took over as anchor back in '06 all of the old guard went out of the way to leak stuff to the press and she's 100 times the newsperson Bari Weiss is.
It rocks that everyone at CBS News is blabbing www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
CBS News report on ICE officer’s injuries drew ‘huge internal concern’
Anonymously sourced report that Jonathan Ross ‘suffered internal bleeding’ after killing Renee Good faced skepticism inside CBS newsroom
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
When Katie Couric took over as anchor back in '06 all of the old guard went out of the way to leak stuff to the press and she's 100 times the newsperson Bari Weiss is.
It’s a TV show with the worst fixed camera angles known to man. It’s the production values of a local current events show. Everyone is live via satellite from a basement.
As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
It’s a TV show with the worst fixed camera angles known to man. It’s the production values of a local current events show. Everyone is live via satellite from a basement.
"I spoke to people who don't like turkeys falling on them from the sky. I also received emails from people who thought turkeys could fly. It's not my job to tell you what to think, but to tell you that we have to keep things decent. Take care of yourselves... and each other."
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"I spoke to people who don't like turkeys falling on them from the sky. I also received emails from people who thought turkeys could fly. It's not my job to tell you what to think, but to tell you that we have to keep things decent. Take care of yourselves... and each other."
“THE WORDLE. YOU SOLVED IT. WE CAME.”
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
“THE WORDLE. YOU SOLVED IT. WE CAME.”
Thanks Ted, tell them that.
The First Amendment protects the public’s right to:
1. Film ICE in public
2. Photograph ICE in public
3. Observe what ICE does in public
ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.
1. Film ICE in public
2. Photograph ICE in public
3. Observe what ICE does in public
ICE and DHS officials cannot lay a finger on any American who is peacefully exercising First Amendment rights.
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Thanks Ted, tell them that.
They don’t even wait for the papers, honey. They just grab you in Target and beat you.
“.. Are we really gonna be the Gestapo, 'Where's your papers?' Is that what we've come to?"
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
They don’t even wait for the papers, honey. They just grab you in Target and beat you.