Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?
LightNews LightNews
banner
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?
@clarkbartweets.bsky.social
52 followers 260 following 420 posts
Quick-drying cement! No liquids!!!
Posts Replies Media Videos
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Their prince awaits the call.
Adam Gase, former New York Jets head coach and winner of the Marty Feldman Eye Lookalike Contest.
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
I swear to god every person in this administration is this guy.
Muhammad Saeed Al-Sahhaf, who received the nickname “Baghdad Bob” during his tenure as Saddam Hussein’s spokesperson in the 2000s.
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Wait a fucking minute. This was REAL?! She actually did The Newsroom joke in real life?!
[Bari Weiss] had donned a CBS baseball cap for her first editorial meeting, and ended the session by telling the room, “Let’s do the fucking news!” At another meeting, Weiss urged staff to up their coverage of the protests unfolding in Iran, mentioning videos she’d seen online that “almost look like a movie scene.” One senior reporter with experience covering the country cautioned that some of what Weiss was citing were videos from protests three years earlier. "Let's do the fucking news!?" I can't believe my eyes.
January 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
If you want to stick with that metaphor then remember it's the role of the job applicant to convince the interviewer that they're better for the job and Kamala did an absolute trash job at that.
It was your job, as voters, not to elect the guy who was clearly going to do all this. You failed at that job. It was not the democrats' "job" to convince you. The democrats were job applicants. So were the republicans. Your job was to hire the better applicant. You failed spectacularly.
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
"I spoke to people who don't like turkeys falling on them from the sky. I also received emails from people who thought turkeys could fly. It's not my job to tell you what to think, but to tell you that we have to keep things decent. Take care of yourselves... and each other."
Les Nessman from the classic sitcom "WKRP in Cincinnati."
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
“THE WORDLE. YOU SOLVED IT. WE CAME.”
The Cenobites from “Hellraiser.” Angels to some, demons to others.
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
I love that the Times spent multiple paragraphs on Bari Wife’s… err I mean Bari’s Wife.
“My lovely wife asked some 60 Minutes producers to report out a story a little more, literally Hey guys make a couple more phone calls and then we’ll run the piece in a week or two,” Ms. Bowles wrote. “No! the media collectively shrieked. We shan’t!” (CBS News declined to make Ms. Weiss available for an interview. Referring to Ms. Bowles’s column, Ms. Weiss said in a statement that The Free Press was “completely editorially independent,” and added, “Also: My wife is the funniest writer in America.”)
January 13, 2026 at 3:54 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
He was the one guy to make “from Television City in Hollywood” sound exciting.
Game show announcer Rod Roddy laughing on the set of “Press Your Luck.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Joe Montana, JETS.

“It was only a commercial!”

You’re only a commercial!
Joe Montana as a New York Jet.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
You don't have to wait for Black Friday to get the deals on Facebook Marketplace. 🤌💲
A screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace post advertising a "Giant paper wasp nest" for $50. The description reads "Giant wasp next still in the tree. About the size of a basketball Can be used for an art or nature project. OBO." I think OBO means "Or best offer," possibly "Or bee-st offer." Don't whine at that pun, you're getting this post for free.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Evil gremlin downloaded himself onto computer. Worst virus since ILOVEYOU.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
"He always looked into my eyes while we made love. So beautiful."
Okay you can either believe this is a screenshot of the movie "Total Recall" or you can believe that this is an image of RFK Jr.'s O-face. Your pick.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
It comes in NOODLES?!
A photo of provel cheese, which comes in NOODLES?!
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
I'm goin' in. If I'm not back in 15 minutes tell my family I died doing what I loved.
A screenshot from the movie "Alien." Three crewmembers of the Nostromo enter a derelict spaceship through a vulva-shaped opening. H.R. Giger, you dawg!
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
What a great horror scene and I never want to see it again.
Alien Earth's resident eyeball squid about to ruin a sheep's day.
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum naively asking if the sheep from the "Alien: Earth" teaser will be okay.
July 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Hell the orbs send you to bed without supper.
Rover, in all of his round glory, marching Number Six back to his room.
July 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
A reference photo, for comparison's sake.
Screengrab from an 1983 episode of "Sale of the Century."
June 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
I haven't 3D modeled anything in a bit, so I decided to jump in with a quick project last week.
3D rendering of the contestant podiums from "Sale of the Century."
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
I can fix him...
Cover art for the 2017 game "Prey," by Arkane Studios.
June 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Tracy Jordan of "30 Rock" being emotional.
April 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
The Cadbury Creme Egg Fool
The Cadbury Mini Egg Genius
Cadbury Creme Egg: The food of the scoundrel. Cadbury Mini Egg: God's chosen candy.
April 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
You heard it here first, fellas… dumb rich people made cookies. Awooga.
A push notification from Crumbl Cookies that reads: “BREAKING! You heard it here first… The Kardashian Jenner Family Flavors are here!”
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
clarkbartweets.bsky.social
Oh good lord I just got served this on Facebook. Time to delete the computer.
A wretched AI-generated image of a hybrid Steak n' Shake-Tesla Dealership. Be glad you are blind so you wouldn't have to see this.
March 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM