Claire (derogatory) 🦃
@clarissakickass.bsky.social
She/her. 🏳️⚧️ Older than you
Sometimes I’m amusing
You can fascinate me by giving me chicken
18+ only, very frequently NSFW, minors DNI
Taking the test to see if I pass and am allowed to sex or not 👍
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Taking the test to see if I pass and am allowed to sex or not 👍
Guys…I think I might be a gay
oh fuck oh geez
oh fuck oh geez
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Guys…I think I might be a gay
oh fuck oh geez
oh fuck oh geez
Thirty minutes left.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Thirty minutes left.
Look how pure I am. 😇
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Look how pure I am. 😇
Thank you, random YouTube commenter, for calling me out when listening to music 😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Thank you, random YouTube commenter, for calling me out when listening to music 😂
They do WHAT next??
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They do WHAT next??
Stranger Things (Season 5, 2025):
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Stranger Things (Season 5, 2025):
This is…closer to the bottom and left than I expected, but I’m not surprised. I kinda like the idea of everyone being cool with everyone else and hope for something like that eventually
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is…closer to the bottom and left than I expected, but I’m not surprised. I kinda like the idea of everyone being cool with everyone else and hope for something like that eventually
Human beings shouldn’t have to work 16 hours straight. I think that’s in that Geneva thing, idk
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Human beings shouldn’t have to work 16 hours straight. I think that’s in that Geneva thing, idk
Someone did this on a US county by county basis and I literally can’t even
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Someone did this on a US county by county basis and I literally can’t even
“This contest is over, give that man the $10,000!”
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
“This contest is over, give that man the $10,000!”
“Hey I’m Pythagorean here!”
I’m so sorry
I’m so sorry
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Hey I’m Pythagorean here!”
I’m so sorry
I’m so sorry
Okay, not lipSTICK but yeah 🤗
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Okay, not lipSTICK but yeah 🤗
Ordering my first vial of estrogen, this bumper sticker, and a trans flag on the same day. I’m just gonna pull all the triggers at once.
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Ordering my first vial of estrogen, this bumper sticker, and a trans flag on the same day. I’m just gonna pull all the triggers at once.
Yesterday: I don’t have enough spoons today
Today:
Today:
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Yesterday: I don’t have enough spoons today
Today:
Today:
I Have No Milk Bone And I Must Scream
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I Have No Milk Bone And I Must Scream
Building my own apartment out of Lincoln Logs and Flex Seal in the woods, or I can just rent an apartment I guess
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Building my own apartment out of Lincoln Logs and Flex Seal in the woods, or I can just rent an apartment I guess
OKAY IT’S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ALL DAY AND NOW I REMEMBER WHY.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
OKAY IT’S BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY MIND ALL DAY AND NOW I REMEMBER WHY.
Everyone using the bubble, I’m still gonna skircle
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Everyone using the bubble, I’m still gonna skircle
😳
I’ll accept the compliment and not self-deprecate myself. I’m growing! 🤗
I’ll accept the compliment and not self-deprecate myself. I’m growing! 🤗
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
😳
I’ll accept the compliment and not self-deprecate myself. I’m growing! 🤗
I’ll accept the compliment and not self-deprecate myself. I’m growing! 🤗
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
So this means at a restaurant right? It’s not some kinda sex term I don’t know the meaning of again, right, like backshots?
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So this means at a restaurant right? It’s not some kinda sex term I don’t know the meaning of again, right, like backshots?
Looking at the page for the new Steam box, and I see this. Pretty sure that’s how my first t4t date is gonna go 😎
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Looking at the page for the new Steam box, and I see this. Pretty sure that’s how my first t4t date is gonna go 😎
Oh that’s easy. I haven’t used it before and thought I should pause it when I wasn’t actively using it. It’s possible I’m dumb. lol
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Oh that’s easy. I haven’t used it before and thought I should pause it when I wasn’t actively using it. It’s possible I’m dumb. lol