Clare Blackwood
@clareblackwood.bsky.social
Actor/comedian/writer. Words in The Beaverton, CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, etc. Pierre Poilievre's personal assistant Mandy. she/her clareblackwood@gmail.com https://buymeacoffee.com/clareblackwood
Haha I completely understand. I am incapable of watching commercials anymore without imaging the auditions behind them. 😂
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Haha I completely understand. I am incapable of watching commercials anymore without imaging the auditions behind them. 😂
Ahahaha thank you, that's very nice! And I'm ashamed to not have known what a script researcher is - what a friggin cool and important job!! Neat!
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ahahaha thank you, that's very nice! And I'm ashamed to not have known what a script researcher is - what a friggin cool and important job!! Neat!
Almost an ufairly funny man
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Almost an ufairly funny man
Shoulda put me in for Brendan! Watch out, Ohtani
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Shoulda put me in for Brendan! Watch out, Ohtani
Hah, the guy who plays him is a friend of mine and is FAR too good at the job. Never fails to make me laugh.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hah, the guy who plays him is a friend of mine and is FAR too good at the job. Never fails to make me laugh.
I LOVE this idea hahahha 😍 Never heard of penguin pickup until just now!
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I LOVE this idea hahahha 😍 Never heard of penguin pickup until just now!
it's beautiful
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
it's beautiful
......he may or may not be terrified of cows in this
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
......he may or may not be terrified of cows in this
yoooo I'm not drinking and haven't been since I started writing this thing (I'm on a tight deadline) but the celebratory wine I plan to have when it's finished this week is going to feel EARNED.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
yoooo I'm not drinking and haven't been since I started writing this thing (I'm on a tight deadline) but the celebratory wine I plan to have when it's finished this week is going to feel EARNED.
ahhhh but I've gotta nail that sweet, sweet, robotic cadence!
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
ahhhh but I've gotta nail that sweet, sweet, robotic cadence!
He doesn't, but his way of speaking is so specific to what topics he's covering, and so weird, that I've gotta cover a lot of ground haha
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He doesn't, but his way of speaking is so specific to what topics he's covering, and so weird, that I've gotta cover a lot of ground haha
ahahaha this is fucking AWESOME
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ahahaha this is fucking AWESOME
I will take both the very nice compliment and the well-earned rebuke, thank you very much, always appreciated
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I will take both the very nice compliment and the well-earned rebuke, thank you very much, always appreciated
Oh yeah there's no world in which he knows about ten year old lawsuits, bless his heart. But he's here for the Shopping Experience and the Cheez-its! He's so great.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh yeah there's no world in which he knows about ten year old lawsuits, bless his heart. But he's here for the Shopping Experience and the Cheez-its! He's so great.
I just love him and his interpretations so much
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I just love him and his interpretations so much
WHO'S A GOOD SPELLING PITCHER, YOU ARE
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
WHO'S A GOOD SPELLING PITCHER, YOU ARE
Are they actually not allowed? I thought I read they just hadn't seen the financial benefit of putting the work into the platform (which also makes me sad, tbh, just to be clear).
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Are they actually not allowed? I thought I read they just hadn't seen the financial benefit of putting the work into the platform (which also makes me sad, tbh, just to be clear).
Hahahaha this is wonderful. The jerseys over dress shirts is sending me
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hahahaha this is wonderful. The jerseys over dress shirts is sending me
Oh yeah, he's absolutely not wrong in his interpretation
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oh yeah, he's absolutely not wrong in his interpretation
Do Democrats Dream of Growing Spines? - the updated classic from Philip K. Dick
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Do Democrats Dream of Growing Spines? - the updated classic from Philip K. Dick