@clairewithani.bsky.social
Cheesy chips, a pint of wine, gorgeous times
O telling me all about how the school has been to see a production of “Light the Lamp Not the Rat” so I’m guessing that’s its official name now.
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
O telling me all about how the school has been to see a production of “Light the Lamp Not the Rat” so I’m guessing that’s its official name now.
So far we’ve spent quite some time with the taskmaster advent calendar trying to work out a) how to get into the box and b) where door one is. We are Sanjeev Bhaskar.
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So far we’ve spent quite some time with the taskmaster advent calendar trying to work out a) how to get into the box and b) where door one is. We are Sanjeev Bhaskar.
One excellent thing about Black Friday is it’s reminding me to unsubscribe from all the companies suddenly emailing me
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One excellent thing about Black Friday is it’s reminding me to unsubscribe from all the companies suddenly emailing me
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social it’s too early for jellied eels
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social it’s too early for jellied eels
Don’t make them anything, they need to learn
Talking of Christmas pudding haters, this is what I make for them! www.nigella.com/recipes/choc...
Chocolate Pudding for Christmas Pudding Haters With Hot Chocolate Sauce
Christmas pudding isn’t for everyone and, even though I have faith in my pudding’s ability to convert, there’s no point nagging or, indeed, fighting against real, die-hard antipathies. Besides, I have...
www.nigella.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Don’t make them anything, they need to learn
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social she’s in London! Greggs Greggs Greggs Greggs
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social she’s in London! Greggs Greggs Greggs Greggs
O has five appointments this week and if I get one more text message about it I am taking out a restraining order on the whole of the NHS
a man in a striped shirt is looking at a cell phone
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is looking at a cell phone
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
O has five appointments this week and if I get one more text message about it I am taking out a restraining order on the whole of the NHS
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November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ACTUAL TEARS
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
ACTUAL TEARS
Oh my poor little Nick
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh my poor little Nick
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Evergreen tweet #celebritytraitors
ALAN STOP LAUGHING
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Evergreen tweet #celebritytraitors
THE NOISE IN THIS HOUSE #celebritytraitors
a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium .
ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a stadium .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
THE NOISE IN THIS HOUSE #celebritytraitors
SHUT UP ALAN JUST FLY UNDER THE RADAR
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
SHUT UP ALAN JUST FLY UNDER THE RADAR
Howling at Kate Goaway, what’s she done to Alan and Tom Daley for this level of beef #celebritytraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Howling at Kate Goaway, what’s she done to Alan and Tom Daley for this level of beef #celebritytraitors
“Right, what did I say about Dracula not having weapons” and other fun sayings as the parent of a small boy
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Right, what did I say about Dracula not having weapons” and other fun sayings as the parent of a small boy
One of the cats is on crate rest for six weeks with a broken pelvis. It’s been two days and he’s just protested by throwing all the litter out of the tray and around the crate.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of the cats is on crate rest for six weeks with a broken pelvis. It’s been two days and he’s just protested by throwing all the litter out of the tray and around the crate.
NICK MY BEAUTIFUL BOY DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF #CelebrityTraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
NICK MY BEAUTIFUL BOY DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF #CelebrityTraitors
Joe is right but also annoying and I would like him to be crushed by a falling chess piece #celebritytraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Joe is right but also annoying and I would like him to be crushed by a falling chess piece #celebritytraitors
Feel like Mark wanted to spit at them as he left #celebritytraitors
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Feel like Mark wanted to spit at them as he left #celebritytraitors
100% Mark then
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
100% Mark then
Evergreen tweet #celebritytraitors
ALAN STOP LAUGHING
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Evergreen tweet #celebritytraitors
Asked O what Halloween decorations we should put up and he said “what about a big picture of your face, that’ll scare everyone off”. Beast child.
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Asked O what Halloween decorations we should put up and he said “what about a big picture of your face, that’ll scare everyone off”. Beast child.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!