@claireklav.bsky.social
It took him 11.5 months, but my baby finally destroyed his first book
August 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It took him 11.5 months, but my baby finally destroyed his first book
In like 2 ish weeks, Tyler and I will be done making bottles for our baby, and I have mixed feelings!!!
August 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
In like 2 ish weeks, Tyler and I will be done making bottles for our baby, and I have mixed feelings!!!
Do we think this is worse than a pizza party? I fear the answer is yes
May 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do we think this is worse than a pizza party? I fear the answer is yes
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I need cis people to understand that if this bill passes, thousands of trans people will die.
That's not hyperbole. That's not sensationalism. That's fact.
You know the genocide of trans people in the United States you refuse to acknowledge? It's here.
That's not hyperbole. That's not sensationalism. That's fact.
You know the genocide of trans people in the United States you refuse to acknowledge? It's here.
May 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I need cis people to understand that if this bill passes, thousands of trans people will die.
That's not hyperbole. That's not sensationalism. That's fact.
You know the genocide of trans people in the United States you refuse to acknowledge? It's here.
That's not hyperbole. That's not sensationalism. That's fact.
You know the genocide of trans people in the United States you refuse to acknowledge? It's here.
My autism diagnosis makes sense in hindsight considering things like: the first time I went to Chipotle I feel on the ground and sat there for a minute because I was so overwhelmed with all of the options
February 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My autism diagnosis makes sense in hindsight considering things like: the first time I went to Chipotle I feel on the ground and sat there for a minute because I was so overwhelmed with all of the options
Selkie released a new bridgerton line and I was looking at expensive homes today and my god what a bummer it is to dream outside your means
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Selkie released a new bridgerton line and I was looking at expensive homes today and my god what a bummer it is to dream outside your means
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🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
Two days in a row now I have audibly tooted and crop dusted our cubicle space on the way to the bathroom and thus alone should allow me to work from home for the rest of time.
January 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Two days in a row now I have audibly tooted and crop dusted our cubicle space on the way to the bathroom and thus alone should allow me to work from home for the rest of time.
Every day I wake up and think to myself: how can I be professional but also WARM
January 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every day I wake up and think to myself: how can I be professional but also WARM
My friend who has a baby one month younger than Thomas and I just sending photos back and forth of our babies in their big marshmallow sleep sacks and I love it
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My friend who has a baby one month younger than Thomas and I just sending photos back and forth of our babies in their big marshmallow sleep sacks and I love it
I see this name on a signed poster at work and it haunts me every day.
Jandan? Jandar? Jarjar? Jaudan? I'll never know.
Jandan? Jandar? Jarjar? Jaudan? I'll never know.
January 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I see this name on a signed poster at work and it haunts me every day.
Jandan? Jandar? Jarjar? Jaudan? I'll never know.
Jandan? Jandar? Jarjar? Jaudan? I'll never know.
You've heard of Elphaba on a shelf-aba. But have you heard of: glinda on the windah, Boq on a lock, munchkins with the lunchkins, nessarose on the clothes, and the wizard of oz in a vase(vahze lol).
January 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You've heard of Elphaba on a shelf-aba. But have you heard of: glinda on the windah, Boq on a lock, munchkins with the lunchkins, nessarose on the clothes, and the wizard of oz in a vase(vahze lol).
What a gift it is to have two of the most incredibly thoughtful, intelligent, and socially conscious friends in the whole world. I am so blessed ❤️
January 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
What a gift it is to have two of the most incredibly thoughtful, intelligent, and socially conscious friends in the whole world. I am so blessed ❤️
The real class war in the Midwest is seeing which cars are covered in snow after a storm because they don't have a garage
December 25, 2024 at 2:27 AM
The real class war in the Midwest is seeing which cars are covered in snow after a storm because they don't have a garage
We do NOT mess around when it comes to an office decorating contest. This doesn't even include Finance and IT's Candyland set up
December 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM
We do NOT mess around when it comes to an office decorating contest. This doesn't even include Finance and IT's Candyland set up
I have so many bows in my house right now, you don't even KNOW
December 13, 2024 at 4:19 AM
I have so many bows in my house right now, you don't even KNOW
Radio is so wild because I just listened to some dude go into a dissertation to explain why grandma wasn't run over by a reindeer, whe was killed by grandpa and then immediately listed to too sweet by hozier
December 12, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Radio is so wild because I just listened to some dude go into a dissertation to explain why grandma wasn't run over by a reindeer, whe was killed by grandpa and then immediately listed to too sweet by hozier
Someone help, I'm literally obsessed with my baby. If I'm not holding him, I'm looking at pictures or thinking of him, and sometimes I do all three at once.
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Someone help, I'm literally obsessed with my baby. If I'm not holding him, I'm looking at pictures or thinking of him, and sometimes I do all three at once.
I'm going to be thinking about Ilona's reveal with those thigh high boots for the rest of my life
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I'm going to be thinking about Ilona's reveal with those thigh high boots for the rest of my life
Ilona's jive was NEXT LEVEL for her holy shit that was so good she is glowing she is beautiful she has grown so much 😭
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Ilona's jive was NEXT LEVEL for her holy shit that was so good she is glowing she is beautiful she has grown so much 😭
I will never understand how Danny Amendola is still on DWTS right now because he has been skating by on lifts so his actual dancing skills are SO FAR BEHIND EVERYONE
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I will never understand how Danny Amendola is still on DWTS right now because he has been skating by on lifts so his actual dancing skills are SO FAR BEHIND EVERYONE
Why does Julianne Hough look like she has stolen a naive mermaid's voice and is about to marry the mermaid's prince
November 27, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Why does Julianne Hough look like she has stolen a naive mermaid's voice and is about to marry the mermaid's prince
I got my period for the first time in a year yesterday and it is the actual worst so if I get pregnant again, you will know why
November 25, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I got my period for the first time in a year yesterday and it is the actual worst so if I get pregnant again, you will know why
This is going to sound so dumb, but my phone keyboard wasn't displaying emoji for the past 2 days and I was ADRIFT
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 PM
This is going to sound so dumb, but my phone keyboard wasn't displaying emoji for the past 2 days and I was ADRIFT
Had my first meeting back at work and Holy shit my attention span is SHOT
November 20, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Had my first meeting back at work and Holy shit my attention span is SHOT