YEA

My condolences to you. I've been putting off scheduling a time to go over there for 8 months now

Oh damn

I simply don't know how to end conversations. For example, one time in front of my company's executive team, I stood up mid conversation and said, "it's been a real slice" and just scurried away.

My first instinct when someone starts to cry is to panic and run away

I read the ends of books first for like 15 years because otherwise I got too stressed out not knowing where the story would go.

Committing to consuming new media like reading a new book or watching a new movie/TV show is literally so so stressful. I'd much rather re read or re watch something for the 50th time.

I have 2 topics on hand at all times that are my social buffer that I talk about whenever I run out of things to talk about in social setting

Really the only things I talked about socially from ages of 8-26 were theater, boys, and disney lol

Weren't*

My friends have had to have several discussions with me that when they say they MIGHT be able to do something with me later, I can't count on that as a sure thing

My dad once told me when I was little that I couldn't come back inside until he was off a business call so when I realllllly had to pee, instead of going inside to go, I went in the training potty in our garage

Or one time when I was little my friends were playing the game I wanted to play and so I pitched a fit and "threatened" them that I'd leave because I thought they'd change their minds and they were like... okay and so...I left?

Holy shit I loved millsbery