Admittedly, "doohickey that launches gyoza straight into the stomach" was a terrible idea but that's science for you

Think of how much gyoza Shinzo Abe can't enjoy anymore

When was the last time you personally washed your own bedsheets

Apgar score that includes a metric for the antichrist

Top ramen and chicken nuggets alone again for dinner huh

Come get some (seriously, there's plenty to go around)

You keep your commie hands off my Hometown Buffet

If you plant kudzu you never need to plant anything ever again

Sounds like you could do with some more plants

Why does your face look like , "beware of leaving your cocktails alone in my presence"

Oh, I pissed some of my friends OFF when I explained that Canada was using MAID to get rid of the disabled instead of using it to give people an option for assisted dying.

These people need to understand capitalism wants every disabled person dead. Even the "nice" capitalist countries.

Does she not get that those of us with dogs/cats also routinely wash their bedding as well

You don't need any ancient tomes or fancy spells just a chiller with good drainage and the right tools

And these same people all over the down with woke agenda will turn around just next year and say “Black people it is your duty to support us.”

Hell just leave off those last two words and I'm in for another $1000