Chris Johnson
@cjohns815tn.bsky.social
6th Generation Nashvillian. Braves fan for life. Vandy mailman.
Anyone else enjoy watching someone shuck ears on Cornhub?
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Anyone else enjoy watching someone shuck ears on Cornhub?
The best part about not putting up Christmas decorations is putting them away on the day after.
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The best part about not putting up Christmas decorations is putting them away on the day after.
Reposted by Chris Johnson
Cookies aren't the only things getting baked, am I right?
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Cookies aren't the only things getting baked, am I right?
Me at work today, awaiting 1pm.
a man is pushing a sleigh through the snow in front of a house
ALT: a man is pushing a sleigh through the snow in front of a house
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me at work today, awaiting 1pm.
I got lot of problems with you people...
two men are standing in front of a sign that says american video .
ALT: two men are standing in front of a sign that says american video .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I got lot of problems with you people...
Holiday cheer to thee
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Holiday cheer to thee
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A garden gnome wearing a hoodie
A garden gnome wearing a hoodie
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A garden gnome wearing a hoodie
A garden gnome wearing a hoodie
Reposted by Chris Johnson
Breaking: Mike Yastrzemski agrees to Braves deal. 2 years, plus option $23M.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Breaking: Mike Yastrzemski agrees to Braves deal. 2 years, plus option $23M.
The Red Baron and I are flying high while munching on cheese pizza.
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The Red Baron and I are flying high while munching on cheese pizza.
When in doubt, whip it out.
*the turkey to let it defrost.
*the turkey to let it defrost.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When in doubt, whip it out.
*the turkey to let it defrost.
*the turkey to let it defrost.
It's canned cranberry sauce, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's canned cranberry sauce, Charlie Brown
Putting on my Captain's hat to pass the gravy boat across the table
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Putting on my Captain's hat to pass the gravy boat across the table
What beverage pairs best with Thanksgiving peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and why is it 25oz of Busch Light?
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What beverage pairs best with Thanksgiving peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and why is it 25oz of Busch Light?
What's up with this green bean crapperole?
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
What's up with this green bean crapperole?
This Thanksgiving meal looks great, please pass the Epstein Files.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This Thanksgiving meal looks great, please pass the Epstein Files.
Seriously? Only Tuesday?
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Seriously? Only Tuesday?
Im going all out on Thanksgiving this year. Gonna buy name brand peanutbutter and jelly and name brand chips!
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Im going all out on Thanksgiving this year. Gonna buy name brand peanutbutter and jelly and name brand chips!
Just had a round table discussion about the importance of 3 square meals
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just had a round table discussion about the importance of 3 square meals
Its coffee time, good morning
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Its coffee time, good morning
