Chris Johnson
@cjohns815tn.bsky.social
6th Generation Nashvillian. Braves fan for life. Vandy mailman.
Homemade lemonade
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Homemade lemonade
Do you think a poop will make it better?
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Do you think a poop will make it better?
Are you feeling any better? Or still swimming in the struggle barrel like a one finned fish?
December 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Are you feeling any better? Or still swimming in the struggle barrel like a one finned fish?
Owl, let me look i think I have quite a few of these I will give you, I perhaps have the original box they came in as well.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Owl, let me look i think I have quite a few of these I will give you, I perhaps have the original box they came in as well.
Cannon blast like the 1812 Overture.
December 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Cannon blast like the 1812 Overture.
Im so old a cougar to me would be a Carol Channing or a Betty White. 👀
December 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Im so old a cougar to me would be a Carol Channing or a Betty White. 👀
Have to take care of the funniest person on Bluesky.
December 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Have to take care of the funniest person on Bluesky.
Get better soon.
scooby doo is wrapped in a blue towel while sitting on a stool
ALT: scooby doo is wrapped in a blue towel while sitting on a stool
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Get better soon.
How about unwrapping me im stuck in this box with a Hickory Farms gift set.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
How about unwrapping me im stuck in this box with a Hickory Farms gift set.
Im Chris, not as in Kris Kringle, but I could be an elf.
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Im Chris, not as in Kris Kringle, but I could be an elf.
You look very festive. Enjoy
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You look very festive. Enjoy
I feel its just asinine to explain your alcohol consumption in detail because others are nosey.
December 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I feel its just asinine to explain your alcohol consumption in detail because others are nosey.
I doused myself in too much Liquid Smoke,my bad.
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I doused myself in too much Liquid Smoke,my bad.
I take it the flu hasn't flew?
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I take it the flu hasn't flew?
I dont think I have ever gone wrong drinking vodka cranberry
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I dont think I have ever gone wrong drinking vodka cranberry
Did u say cookies? Here comes the munchies...
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Did u say cookies? Here comes the munchies...