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cjens19.bsky.social
@cjens19.bsky.social
Dad, nerd, software engineer, sports enjoyer, space enjoyer, Iowan.

Make the most of your life. While it is rife. While it is light.
Better than nothing I guess -- Ankeny, IA
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted
Chuck Schumer has failed us.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
College freshman year engage
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Thinking about a Galaxie 500 phase. Thanks @inthesedeserts.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Been a month since I discovered this and it's still quite honestly the best song I've ever heard
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I don't know any of the lyrics but this song is an absolute banger
September 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Paradise ep7. Oh my god.
August 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Just spent 90 seconds relocating a moth from the inside of my house to the outside of my house, where it belongs. Instead of just smashing it with a sandle. Tiny things like this are important when the world is so fucking awful right now. Will one of my dogs eventually eat this moth? Yes.
August 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Don't Look Up is probably my 2nd favorite film after Interstellar. Yes it's a stark visual of what will most certainly happen but the after-credits is the payoff. Imagine all these fucks in power getting their faces ripped off in 27k years.
June 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Welp, my work here is done
June 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Kid sleeping in my bed play bangers on the bedroom TV mode
June 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Well it took 8 years, but I think I may have finally got the boy into Pearl Jam. This is a proud dad moment. Considering I didn't really listen to them until I was 20.
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Took a picture of some baby robins a few weeks ago and ummm I feel this one
June 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Banger
June 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When I come home to dog puke but the other dog ate it all so there's less to clean
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Helluva show
May 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Rainbow Kitten Surprise t minus 1 hour let's goooooo
May 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Sinners...wow...incredible.
May 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
OK give me the red pill I'm ready to leave the simulation
If you would have shown this image to a person in 1989 - religious, agnostic, right wing, left wing, apolitical, whatever - they would instantly become catatonic for the rest of their life.
May 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
April 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
College years banger
April 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Banger
April 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
who up insidin they tradin
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've removed my 401k from whatever the fuck this stock market thing is. It's now in a "stable value fund", whatever that is. By this time next year I suspect I'll have my 401k buried in my backyard in garbage bags. This country is beyond repair.
April 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Banger
March 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM