Chris Allan
@cjallan.bsky.social
dad, husband, ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️, business systems analyst 〽️, and #dataviz enthusiast 📊
This prior quote from the article: “We believe any deceleration of AI will cost lives...Deaths that were preventable by the AI that was prevented from existing is a form of murder.”
LOL...but Andreessen is just wanting to save lives, Mr. Pope, sir.
LOL...but Andreessen is just wanting to save lives, Mr. Pope, sir.
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This prior quote from the article: “We believe any deceleration of AI will cost lives...Deaths that were preventable by the AI that was prevented from existing is a form of murder.”
LOL...but Andreessen is just wanting to save lives, Mr. Pope, sir.
LOL...but Andreessen is just wanting to save lives, Mr. Pope, sir.
It's wild how one Biden gaffe would end up in weeklong coverage of whether to send him to Shady Acres, but Trump's words are just Trump being Trump and we barely bat an eye because he sets the bar so low.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's wild how one Biden gaffe would end up in weeklong coverage of whether to send him to Shady Acres, but Trump's words are just Trump being Trump and we barely bat an eye because he sets the bar so low.
Everyone in these comments seems to know who you're referring to, but I'll hold my thoughts until you disclose this mystery man's identity.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Everyone in these comments seems to know who you're referring to, but I'll hold my thoughts until you disclose this mystery man's identity.
I spent a minute trying to determine @howtoreadthisch.art before reading the comments and your caption, which made me feel less alone about failing to interpret this.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I spent a minute trying to determine @howtoreadthisch.art before reading the comments and your caption, which made me feel less alone about failing to interpret this.
Let her cook. If Nancy wants to die on the Epstein hill for him -- a hill even MTG noped her way off of -- good riddance to her too. (not that I have much optimism anything will ever come out of the release of the files)
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Let her cook. If Nancy wants to die on the Epstein hill for him -- a hill even MTG noped her way off of -- good riddance to her too. (not that I have much optimism anything will ever come out of the release of the files)
Why does it say White House on the screen when they're clearly at some gaudy Saudi Arabian palace?
/s
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November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why does it say White House on the screen when they're clearly at some gaudy Saudi Arabian palace?
/s
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Came to make an EBDBBnB reference, but you beat me to it.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Came to make an EBDBBnB reference, but you beat me to it.
Is it too late to plot the spurious correlation of time to remarry and poll numbers in this weekend's newsletter?
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Is it too late to plot the spurious correlation of time to remarry and poll numbers in this weekend's newsletter?
Did we put tariffs on every country in the world because of national security?
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Did we put tariffs on every country in the world because of national security?
Even if you stick with her premise that women go to the polls to just play a game of f*ck, marry, k1ll, why would they have chosen the guy with a history of s3xual harassment allegations, which isn't exactly a cornerstone of healthy marriages?
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Even if you stick with her premise that women go to the polls to just play a game of f*ck, marry, k1ll, why would they have chosen the guy with a history of s3xual harassment allegations, which isn't exactly a cornerstone of healthy marriages?
Million or billion, what is the context of this? Is he peddling weight-loss drugs as a government official too?
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Million or billion, what is the context of this? Is he peddling weight-loss drugs as a government official too?
Is he on roller skates or a hoverboard at the start of the clip?
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Is he on roller skates or a hoverboard at the start of the clip?
I like how he brings joy into random people's lives and if they're not into it, he moves along and doesn't bother them.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I like how he brings joy into random people's lives and if they're not into it, he moves along and doesn't bother them.
Are unelected Republicans afraid of mean tweets and getting primaried too?
While on a whole different level, this is why I'm indifferent about the Epstein files when it comes to him. I don't foresee anything making them grow a spine. It's a damn cult.
While on a whole different level, this is why I'm indifferent about the Epstein files when it comes to him. I don't foresee anything making them grow a spine. It's a damn cult.
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Are unelected Republicans afraid of mean tweets and getting primaried too?
While on a whole different level, this is why I'm indifferent about the Epstein files when it comes to him. I don't foresee anything making them grow a spine. It's a damn cult.
While on a whole different level, this is why I'm indifferent about the Epstein files when it comes to him. I don't foresee anything making them grow a spine. It's a damn cult.
HuffPost's headline is giving "We asked five chefs their favorite dessert and they all said this one dish." vibes.
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
HuffPost's headline is giving "We asked five chefs their favorite dessert and they all said this one dish." vibes.
Maybe not the nominee but my prediction is a field of awkward trying to play his tough guy persona, spouting nonsense in an attempted mean way. Ted Cruz is definitely coming to mind.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Maybe not the nominee but my prediction is a field of awkward trying to play his tough guy persona, spouting nonsense in an attempted mean way. Ted Cruz is definitely coming to mind.
Segway dudes selling bug spray always name drop neighbors I've never heard of.
"I just signed up Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee."
"I just signed up Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee."
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Segway dudes selling bug spray always name drop neighbors I've never heard of.
"I just signed up Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee."
"I just signed up Lisa, Angela, Pamela, Renee."
Call me sick, but part of me wants to see him try this third term bullshit. I'm curious how much further lawmakers and "patriots" will go, convincing themselves this is normal.
At the same time, the media needs to stop giving this oxygen.
At the same time, the media needs to stop giving this oxygen.
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Call me sick, but part of me wants to see him try this third term bullshit. I'm curious how much further lawmakers and "patriots" will go, convincing themselves this is normal.
At the same time, the media needs to stop giving this oxygen.
At the same time, the media needs to stop giving this oxygen.
64% of 800 crypto investing voters would be a more honest summary, but their dishonest headline got me to click I guess. 🤷
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 AM
64% of 800 crypto investing voters would be a more honest summary, but their dishonest headline got me to click I guess. 🤷
