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Chris Allan
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dad, husband, ally 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️, business systems analyst 〽️, and #dataviz enthusiast 📊
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm not sure he cares about peace as much as the peace prize (or any praise in general), which he doesn't have the patience to work for. His "deal making" consisted of threats, so I'm not sure how much credit I can give him.
October 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The TMNT logo generator has failed me. 😢
September 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Trump's response:
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
February 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Congrats to Mike Johnson on learning a new word (and repeating it at every chance) this week.

Also, "gonna be able to get the information" doesn't jive with the layoffs and agency/program shutdowns that have already happened. It's almost like they didn't bother understanding a thing so far. 🤔
February 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Touchdown!
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm gonna give up making jokes.
January 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Same vibe
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 AM