Madalyne Serna
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Madalyne Serna
@cityofjade.bsky.social
Ready to start a revolution 🌸✨🪿
Holy craaaap I have been looking for this for almost twenty years!! I ruined mine running through the sprinkler while listening to Don't Cha by The Pussycat Dolls when I was in elementary school 😂😭😭
Still hits like sci-fi
June 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack
June 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Not an original point but worth saying again - there is not a single element in this picture that identifies any of these folks as law enforcement agents. No badges, no uniforms, no vests. Out of context it just looks like a bunch of random guys are kidnapping a mayoral candidate.
Breaking News: Brad Lander, the New York City comptroller who is running for mayor, was detained by ICE agents at an immigration court as he tried to escort a migrant out of the courthouse to prevent his arrest. nyti.ms/4jWkANE
June 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Having a bad relationship with parents has me doing nonsense like googling "why does my dad hate me"

Unfortunately our Google overlords cannot yet read my dad's mind so
June 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Once again it is all about the rich man seeing a shiny thing he can't handle not having. Same old story for a millenia
March 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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What I saw today was 2 bullies trying to steal natural resources from a country that was invaded by Russia and expecting gratitude in return.
February 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That reporter really looked at the president of a country being battered by an invading force and asked “but what was he wearing”
March 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m confused by all the headline references to a “shouting match.” I saw one side shouting and the other side getting shouted over when he tried to talk.
March 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Is this how everything ends? With everyone acting like it's not?
February 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Three hardest things
for a man to say:

1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
February 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Feeding babies while pretending the spoon is an airplane seems a bit threatening now.
February 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every time I get one of these replies I am surprised at how deeply Russian propaganda has infected US minds.

Why would NATO antagonise Russia, it’s a defensive pact, unless Russia wanted to invade NATO member states?

I have asked him this question but unfortunately I’ve been blocked.
February 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Hemingway, evergreen
February 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Do we live in a comic book world? What the actual hell is this????
Donald Trump just named far-right MAGA podcaster Dan Bongino, a notorious conspiracy theorist who promoted the lie that the 2020 election was “stolen,” to serve as Deputy Director of the FBI.

We’re so screwed
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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if they can get you to go along with calling it the gulf of america, what else can they get you to go along with?
February 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I think it's so cute how all of our names will be on the same watchlist.
February 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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7 Stages of Pen Grief:

1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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When I read about LDS disputes over immigration, I remember this exchange from my mission 20yrs ago between an elder & our surprisingly moderate mission pres:

Elder: what do we do with someone's undocumented status?

Pres: don't ask them.

Elder: what if they volunteer it?

Pres: don't listen.
February 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sad to leave behind the long history of my account on the "other" site but happy to be here!
October 18, 2024 at 8:22 PM