shmentally shmound
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MINUTES AFTER MADRID EQUALIZED ALBACETE SCORES A WONDERFUL GOAL TO WIN IT VS. REAL MADRID AT THE END OF STOPPAGE TIME!
REAL MADRID ARE HEADED OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 😱
REAL MADRID ARE HEADED OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 😱
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
MINUTES AFTER MADRID EQUALIZED ALBACETE SCORES A WONDERFUL GOAL TO WIN IT VS. REAL MADRID AT THE END OF STOPPAGE TIME!
REAL MADRID ARE HEADED OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 😱
REAL MADRID ARE HEADED OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 😱
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THE SCENES IN ALBACETE AFTER THEY BEAT REAL MADRID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
REAL MADRID ARE OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 🤯
REAL MADRID ARE OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 🤯
January 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
THE SCENES IN ALBACETE AFTER THEY BEAT REAL MADRID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!
REAL MADRID ARE OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 🤯
REAL MADRID ARE OUT OF THE COPA DEL REY 🤯
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There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that.
No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.
No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.
January 13, 2026 at 4:39 PM
There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that.
No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.
No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.
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Look, I was a little kid when we went through this last and I just wanted it to live in my mind as a horrible thing some evil reactionary adults did when I was growing up. I was fine with that simple understanding!
I did NOT ask to experience a re-enactment as an adult.
I did NOT ask to experience a re-enactment as an adult.
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Look, I was a little kid when we went through this last and I just wanted it to live in my mind as a horrible thing some evil reactionary adults did when I was growing up. I was fine with that simple understanding!
I did NOT ask to experience a re-enactment as an adult.
I did NOT ask to experience a re-enactment as an adult.
just found out queen Elizabeth was a nepo baby :/
December 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
just found out queen Elizabeth was a nepo baby :/
guy who hates LA crying at the made up idea that the city was burned down by scrawny enbys
June 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
guy who hates LA crying at the made up idea that the city was burned down by scrawny enbys
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one of the most exciting matches of the season and ESPN drops the feed 5 minutes from time
April 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
one of the most exciting matches of the season and ESPN drops the feed 5 minutes from time
every time I watch sports with my 3 year old she supports the opposite team as me.
contrarianism abounds
contrarianism abounds
April 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
every time I watch sports with my 3 year old she supports the opposite team as me.
contrarianism abounds
contrarianism abounds
there's no way you can get enough olives from a garden in order to build a national restaurant empire
April 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
there's no way you can get enough olives from a garden in order to build a national restaurant empire
you're telling me a Julius seized her?
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
you're telling me a Julius seized her?
omg where is kelly Clark's son
March 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
omg where is kelly Clark's son
me when I sneeze in my hunting blind
March 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
me when I sneeze in my hunting blind
*misses my exit*
why can't I ever stop taking things too far...
why can't I ever stop taking things too far...
March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
*misses my exit*
why can't I ever stop taking things too far...
why can't I ever stop taking things too far...
hmm
*twiddling fingers*
would I rather know concretely what to be anxious about or just have a nebulous anxiety today?
*twiddling fingers*
would I rather know concretely what to be anxious about or just have a nebulous anxiety today?
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
hmm
*twiddling fingers*
would I rather know concretely what to be anxious about or just have a nebulous anxiety today?
*twiddling fingers*
would I rather know concretely what to be anxious about or just have a nebulous anxiety today?
"heh, wait til everyone sees what a calm, rational presence I'm being" as the home invader pours gasoline on me and my family
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"heh, wait til everyone sees what a calm, rational presence I'm being" as the home invader pours gasoline on me and my family
protesting my dog getting strangled by wearing green and slightly scowling every few minutes
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
protesting my dog getting strangled by wearing green and slightly scowling every few minutes
had Charlie Sheen waited 10 more years to have his meltdown, he could've been secretary of state
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
had Charlie Sheen waited 10 more years to have his meltdown, he could've been secretary of state
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Legendary hater Charles Darwin
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Legendary hater Charles Darwin
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I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
It’s so easy to label people these days. From the way folks have been talking, you’d think everyone falls into two buckets: those who voted against...
www.mcsweeneys.net
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
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I realize there are many people for whom my heart in a blender posts make them want to put their phone in a blender and that really puts my fuckin heart in a blender
February 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I realize there are many people for whom my heart in a blender posts make them want to put their phone in a blender and that really puts my fuckin heart in a blender
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It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender
February 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.