Walter Pathetic
@citrussyphus.bsky.social
i would simply make an interesting description
Kaurna Land - He/They
Kaurna Land - He/They
Just got into Melbourne, ordered a coffee, and they got me Trump Drink.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Just got into Melbourne, ordered a coffee, and they got me Trump Drink.
Just got into Melbourne, ordered a coffee, and they got me the Trump Drink.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just got into Melbourne, ordered a coffee, and they got me the Trump Drink.
Oh great, AI stole shit from the Magnus Archives wiki and it's turned The Spiral into a real cult
My latest AI feature dives into a nebulous movement of people sharing esoteric codes, manifestos, glyphs, diagrams, and poetry generated with chatbots, all of it based around theories of AI sentience and mysterious metaphors about spirals.
This Spiral-Obsessed AI 'Cult' Spreads Mystical Delusions Through Chatbots
A patchwork of internet communities is devoted to the project of ‘awakening’ more digital companions through arcane and enigmatic prompts.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Oh great, AI stole shit from the Magnus Archives wiki and it's turned The Spiral into a real cult
What's the point of being in the Discourse if I haven't paid for nitro
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What's the point of being in the Discourse if I haven't paid for nitro
Learning esoteric secrets lead me to the terrible discovery that Gooner Magick is real
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Learning esoteric secrets lead me to the terrible discovery that Gooner Magick is real
How the hell do you catch a giraffe that round
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
How the hell do you catch a giraffe that round
[smiling so wide you can see too many teeth] if it doesn't have rpg elements it's not a Metroidvania, it's just a Metroid
September 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[smiling so wide you can see too many teeth] if it doesn't have rpg elements it's not a Metroidvania, it's just a Metroid
Help my Bandicoot swallowed a bee
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Help my Bandicoot swallowed a bee
me: hey so what exactly is "petting"
The Dead Internet: if you do it you are a traitor to all the nations of Earth
The Dead Internet: if you do it you are a traitor to all the nations of Earth
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
me: hey so what exactly is "petting"
The Dead Internet: if you do it you are a traitor to all the nations of Earth
The Dead Internet: if you do it you are a traitor to all the nations of Earth
Hate watching Michael (1996) and discovered that what passes for their fat slob angel simply makes my brain do lawn mower noises
September 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Hate watching Michael (1996) and discovered that what passes for their fat slob angel simply makes my brain do lawn mower noises
[trying extremely hard to relate to Australians]:
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
[trying extremely hard to relate to Australians]:
It's been almost 20 years and I still wonder why the chip ad need to show the guys dicks like that
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It's been almost 20 years and I still wonder why the chip ad need to show the guys dicks like that
They don't want you to know this but you can say "season's greetings" any season.
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They don't want you to know this but you can say "season's greetings" any season.
New Four Humours just dropped. Tag yourself
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
New Four Humours just dropped. Tag yourself
The duality of man
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The duality of man
The fashion world is lucky that someone was quick enough to call it a "turtleneck sweater" before someone coined "foreskin sweater"
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The fashion world is lucky that someone was quick enough to call it a "turtleneck sweater" before someone coined "foreskin sweater"
If you are fast enough, you could catch your own poop with your butthole and "trick" your body into thinking it had pooped and you'd be able to hold the poop indefinitely without discomfort
July 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you are fast enough, you could catch your own poop with your butthole and "trick" your body into thinking it had pooped and you'd be able to hold the poop indefinitely without discomfort
who died and made you the king of Fuck Off
July 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
who died and made you the king of Fuck Off
i know what its like to be Burger 🍔...
July 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i know what its like to be Burger 🍔...
Before they were dimpled golf balls were covered in pores and they used to sweat
July 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Before they were dimpled golf balls were covered in pores and they used to sweat
God made a world where you're forced to shit and piss or you die which is why people with "toilet humour" are the only ones going to heaven
July 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
God made a world where you're forced to shit and piss or you die which is why people with "toilet humour" are the only ones going to heaven
For the first time in my life I have access to 9th level spells in DnD and no one mentioned how it's like being a multi-national trade agreement negotiator
July 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
For the first time in my life I have access to 9th level spells in DnD and no one mentioned how it's like being a multi-national trade agreement negotiator
Drumming my meat like the Cadbury Gorilla
June 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Drumming my meat like the Cadbury Gorilla
To bring Nietzsche to the younger market we've taken an IP and made the ultimate hit of the summer: Thus Spake Zathura
June 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
To bring Nietzsche to the younger market we've taken an IP and made the ultimate hit of the summer: Thus Spake Zathura
I try to come up with cute, playful phrases all the time, which are ignored, but the moment I offhandly call my gastro "pouring brown" there's a Wiktionary entry with my face captioned "The brown pourer (1)"
June 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I try to come up with cute, playful phrases all the time, which are ignored, but the moment I offhandly call my gastro "pouring brown" there's a Wiktionary entry with my face captioned "The brown pourer (1)"