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citrussyphus.bsky.social
Walter Pathetic
@citrussyphus.bsky.social
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Just got into Melbourne, ordered a coffee, and they got me Trump Drink.
What I actually ordered was a creme brulee latte. The photo shows it's in a glass, with whipped cream, wafer sticks, and topped with a golden fairly floss reminiscent of Trump's hair. It was pretty nice!
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Just got into Melbourne, ordered a coffee, and they got me the Trump Drink.
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Learning esoteric secrets lead me to the terrible discovery that Gooner Magick is real
From Liber Null and Psychonaut by Peter J. Carroll: "Erotocomatose lucidity (or sex-trance) describes a condition brought about by continually stimulating and exhausting the sexuality by any possible means until the mind enters the borderland state between consciousness and unconsciousness."
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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How the hell do you catch a giraffe that round
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Help my Bandicoot swallowed a bee
Photo of a Crash Bandicoot plush toy in a store. Crash is not doing his signature smile and his cheeks are puffed up giving him the impression of a dog that swallowed a bee which stung on the way in and now he's all puffed up. It's fucked
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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me: hey so what exactly is "petting"

The Dead Internet: if you do it you are a traitor to all the nations of Earth
Snip of AI generated from a website that says Petting is treason or not? Many women ask questions, petting is treason or not, and is petting a sex? Specialists cite such arguments. Sex - the actions that are aimed at satisfying the sexual desire, therefore, on this basis, petting can be considered sex. And pursuing them with another man is treason. Of the disputes on the forums, you can make two clear opinions: 1. Love is for the soul, and petting is for the body, but with great feelings. If there are spiritual manifestations, then it can be considered treason. 2. All that is related to the sexual life on the side is treason.
September 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Hate watching Michael (1996) and discovered that what passes for their fat slob angel simply makes my brain do lawn mower noises
September 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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[trying extremely hard to relate to Australians]:
KFC drive-through sign saying "C'mon thru, mate"
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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why
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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It's been almost 20 years and I still wonder why the chip ad need to show the guys dicks like that
August 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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New Four Humours just dropped. Tag yourself
Photo depicts four meat rub containers on a shelf, each with an anthropomorphic character. "Midnight" has an owl in a purple hoodie. "Big Ballsy" has a jacked bull in a red top. "Hogfather" has a pig in mafia gangster suit "Spog" has a koala in a construction hat and high visibility wear.
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The duality of man
Screencap from Facebook which suggests two kinds of AI chat experiences across two clickable options. The first says "alone cheater" with an image of a woman and displays "24.7k messages". Presumably, Facebook wants me to talk to an AI profile of a cheating woman. The second says "chicken" and has an image of a chicken. It displays "38.1k messages". Looks like more people wanna talk to the dang chicken!
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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heis poo wall art security
July 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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i know what its like to be Burger 🍔...
Point of view from inside a MacDonald's takeaway bag where three AFL players stare into the bag with big smiles. "Footy. i'm lovin' it." Is written in the bottom left corner.
July 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Also you can't bring up this movie without the manly titty window armour
Sean Connery as the Green Knight bows his head in front of Miles O'Keefe as Gawain who holds an axe to chop the former's head off. Sean Connery wears an armour which is open over his chest and abdomen. From Sword of the Valiant 1984
May 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Rumour has it that Sean Connery was never rid of the glitter from this role
Sean Connery, depicting the Green Night in Sword of the Valiant (1984), wears green armour covered in mistletoe. The close up image highlights the bronzer and glitter throughout his *everything*
May 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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I prefer to buy my rine pre-Marged
December 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
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Made this for you Chris
November 12, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass, smiles, and shits out a mound of potatoes wyd?
November 16, 2023 at 7:42 AM
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Still umming and ahhing on what accounts to follow
Common meme of a forked path leading to a happy castle with the label "funny" and a dark castle labelled "horny". A single fella stands at the fork, labelled "new bsky account". Do you commit to a funny bsky or horny bsky account? While there is a spectrum of experiences, inclusive of this binary or not, by committing to a funny experience I can have a chuckle at work, but any horny content means I can only open the app when I'm in a private setting. Sure, I can make an exclusively horny account, but invites are rare and I'd rather others join. This is my conundrum. Which way, western man?
August 28, 2023 at 8:54 AM
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I can't decide whether to use the conditioning shampoo or conditioner (shampooing) first and in my hesitation all my hair matted into a single dreadlock
August 1, 2023 at 1:36 PM
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July 30, 2023 at 3:06 AM