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It's a giant waist of space.
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Sorry, that was a terrible pun. I give it 3 stars.
But I’m sure the follow up will be stellar.
It's a giant waist of space.
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Sorry, that was a terrible pun. I give it 3 stars.
But I’m sure the follow up will be stellar.
Sherrifs who moonlight as bartenders are always busy passing the bar to serve subpoena coladas and bail ales so they can be writ of their customers.
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You probably won’t like these law/drink puns but I’ll be the one who judges good taste today. 😌
Sherrifs who moonlight as bartenders are always busy passing the bar to serve subpoena coladas and bail ales so they can be writ of their customers.
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You probably won’t like these law/drink puns but I’ll be the one who judges good taste today. 😌
They're shilling over AI-generated garbage and we don't want to support sites that support this kind of shit.
They're shilling over AI-generated garbage and we don't want to support sites that support this kind of shit.
If you are not 18+ please do not follow/interact.
If you are not 18+ please do not follow/interact.
If you eat shellfish and you’re allergic to it would you call your allergic reaction a mussel spasm?
If you eat shellfish and you’re allergic to it would you call your allergic reaction a mussel spasm?
If Obama met the Dalai Lama on a llama with his mama and the Lama’s mama in the Bahamas to have Bahama-Mamas then that would be Obama and Obama-Mama Bahama-Mama Lama llama Lama-Mama Bahama Obama Lama Mama Drama Comma or Bahama Mama Obama Obama-Mama Lama Llama Lama-Mama Bahama Drama.
If Obama met the Dalai Lama on a llama with his mama and the Lama’s mama in the Bahamas to have Bahama-Mamas then that would be Obama and Obama-Mama Bahama-Mama Lama llama Lama-Mama Bahama Obama Lama Mama Drama Comma or Bahama Mama Obama Obama-Mama Lama Llama Lama-Mama Bahama Drama.
Okay
Chocolate comes from cocoa beans and beans are considered a vegetable but cocoa beans are actually not beans but the seeds of the cacao tree fruit ergo cocoa beans are not a vegetable which means chocolate is not a vegetable but chocolate is, in fact, processed fruit thank you send skeet
Okay
Chocolate comes from cocoa beans and beans are considered a vegetable but cocoa beans are actually not beans but the seeds of the cacao tree fruit ergo cocoa beans are not a vegetable which means chocolate is not a vegetable but chocolate is, in fact, processed fruit thank you send skeet
If your mommy or mami makes a tsunami of umami unagi and umami pastrami with umami salami is that an ooh mommy ooh mami umami unagi umami pastrami tsunami by mami umami salami or mommy umami salami and do you say ooh mommy or ooh mami over mommy’s or mami’s tsunami of umami unagi?
Ooh, mommy.
If your mommy or mami makes a tsunami of umami unagi and umami pastrami with umami salami is that an ooh mommy ooh mami umami unagi umami pastrami tsunami by mami umami salami or mommy umami salami and do you say ooh mommy or ooh mami over mommy’s or mami’s tsunami of umami unagi?
Ooh, mommy.