Cinderzella
@cinderzella.bsky.social
Bonafide American She/They.
My cat is mean to me.
🍉🌈♐️
My cat is mean to me.
🍉🌈♐️
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Read the BANNED BOOKS first....
August 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Read the BANNED BOOKS first....
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August 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
my cat: *bites and scratches me till I bleed*
me: evil man! horrid!
*five minutes later*
me: where is my beautiful precious completely innocent baby boy man 🙂
me: evil man! horrid!
*five minutes later*
me: where is my beautiful precious completely innocent baby boy man 🙂
August 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
my cat: *bites and scratches me till I bleed*
me: evil man! horrid!
*five minutes later*
me: where is my beautiful precious completely innocent baby boy man 🙂
me: evil man! horrid!
*five minutes later*
me: where is my beautiful precious completely innocent baby boy man 🙂
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For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
For the last 24 hours Twitter has been full of people mocking the everloving shit out of this “fantasy author” for trying to dunk on one of Hideo Kojima’s best creations: FAT MAN. If you’re wondering why everyone is making Orc City jokes, this is why:
bro do you ever read sentences
June 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
bro do you ever read sentences
Every time I buy wine at Trader Joe’s I always forget I put it in my cart and am completely thrown off when the cashier wants to ID me for my almond milk and onions
June 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Every time I buy wine at Trader Joe’s I always forget I put it in my cart and am completely thrown off when the cashier wants to ID me for my almond milk and onions
Get yourself a man who:
-protects you from predators while you pee
-chews the edges of cardboard boxes
-makes weird noises when he jumps
-steals all your straws
-and, finally, wails every morning at 6 AM (or earlier!) for rancid meat slop
-protects you from predators while you pee
-chews the edges of cardboard boxes
-makes weird noises when he jumps
-steals all your straws
-and, finally, wails every morning at 6 AM (or earlier!) for rancid meat slop
June 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Get yourself a man who:
-protects you from predators while you pee
-chews the edges of cardboard boxes
-makes weird noises when he jumps
-steals all your straws
-and, finally, wails every morning at 6 AM (or earlier!) for rancid meat slop
-protects you from predators while you pee
-chews the edges of cardboard boxes
-makes weird noises when he jumps
-steals all your straws
-and, finally, wails every morning at 6 AM (or earlier!) for rancid meat slop
Just shat so much shit…. I didn’t know I could shit so much shat
June 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just shat so much shit…. I didn’t know I could shit so much shat
often get master chief and master chef confused tbh
May 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
often get master chief and master chef confused tbh
Watching Marvel movies with the family
May 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Watching Marvel movies with the family
Percy: (jumps on bathroom counter) Human. Turn on the faucet.
Me: (complies)
Percy: (stares at water for 5 solid minutes) Well it’s certainly water. Goodbye now.
Me: (complies)
Percy: (stares at water for 5 solid minutes) Well it’s certainly water. Goodbye now.
April 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Percy: (jumps on bathroom counter) Human. Turn on the faucet.
Me: (complies)
Percy: (stares at water for 5 solid minutes) Well it’s certainly water. Goodbye now.
Me: (complies)
Percy: (stares at water for 5 solid minutes) Well it’s certainly water. Goodbye now.
Dating apps are difficult for me bc obviously the best way to meet your soulmate is to be long-time mad scientist lab partners until the years of bubbling beakers, broken chalk, and academic pressure boil over into a steamy and emotional makeout sesh
December 23, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Dating apps are difficult for me bc obviously the best way to meet your soulmate is to be long-time mad scientist lab partners until the years of bubbling beakers, broken chalk, and academic pressure boil over into a steamy and emotional makeout sesh
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Question…can I be an antipope? This seems pretty easy…
December 23, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Question…can I be an antipope? This seems pretty easy…
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somewhere online they're telling people who want to write fantasy that they absolutely HAVE TO create a rigid and unique magic system with clear-cut rules and perfect, competitive video game-worthy balancing, meanwhile the most popular fantasy books of all time all have "wizards just do whatever"
December 22, 2024 at 10:54 AM
somewhere online they're telling people who want to write fantasy that they absolutely HAVE TO create a rigid and unique magic system with clear-cut rules and perfect, competitive video game-worthy balancing, meanwhile the most popular fantasy books of all time all have "wizards just do whatever"
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Mental health check-in with a gif:
December 23, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Mental health check-in with a gif:
Horoscope today apparently said “New starts sting”. My dumb ass read “New stings start” and assumed I should watch out for bees
December 23, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Horoscope today apparently said “New starts sting”. My dumb ass read “New stings start” and assumed I should watch out for bees
I love having low-level multiple languages in my head. Just said “Eu vou nettoyer, I promise” to my cat. That a Portuguese-French-English promise to clean my cat’s litter box today. Can’t break a promise like that.
December 7, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I love having low-level multiple languages in my head. Just said “Eu vou nettoyer, I promise” to my cat. That a Portuguese-French-English promise to clean my cat’s litter box today. Can’t break a promise like that.
Okay I didn’t exercise last night bc doing squats for the first time in literal years really took me out BUT I did finish my lil froggy
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Okay I didn’t exercise last night bc doing squats for the first time in literal years really took me out BUT I did finish my lil froggy
How is there barely any PTSD Jayce fics out there…. The man spent months alone trapped in a pit… he ate salamanders to survive… am I gonna have to write this myself #arcane
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
How is there barely any PTSD Jayce fics out there…. The man spent months alone trapped in a pit… he ate salamanders to survive… am I gonna have to write this myself #arcane
Tuesday: Free weights, 22 mins
Really want to aim for 5 days of exercise this week.
Monday: Rowing, 25 mins
Let’s keep this upppp
Monday: Rowing, 25 mins
Let’s keep this upppp
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Tuesday: Free weights, 22 mins
