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The most direct way here at the Jollibee to signal that you want to taste the genitals of a Co-Worker is to serve more than the usual amount of meat in their Jolly Spaghetti — today at lunch there were 10 whole hot dogs sliced up in mine, that is more saucy wieners than I have ever had to suck down
December 1, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Does anybody know a good field to frolic in? They built a dollar general on my old frolicking field.
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Yup so apparently you can't fire cannon balls out of your blaster arm at the club now thanks to woke
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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It is so good to see you on here — I am sorry you think little people are living inside your phone, I will pray for your Mental Health
November 15, 2024 at 11:51 PM
@twolnl.bsky.social you see this shit?!
It is so good to see you on here — I am sorry you think little people are living inside your phone, I will pray for your Mental Health
November 16, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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Some people call me the gangster of love
November 15, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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stolen from @jsinshead.bsky.social 😆

Q: What's a toad's favorite soda?

A: Croak-a-cola
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Nobody on the outside of my phone is as fun as the people inside it.
My outrage and anger with Conservative People goes back to when those chicken-loving Dicks at the Chick-fil-A kicked me out for washing my underpants in the bathroom — sorry, that is when I became a Liberal
November 15, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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My Biggest Gripe with the Bluesky Social Network is that there is still a real lack of dependable resources on here when it comes to getting help fixing my Hernia Belt — Dollar Store masking tape does not work, some days I cannot even pee
November 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Hi friends….
a hamster is standing on its hind legs and asking how ya doin ' .
ALT: a hamster is standing on its hind legs and asking how ya doin ' .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
i joined the lousy bowlers league and won $14 tonight!
I guess you can say i’m pretty much PBA material now
October 9, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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Actually, they are living under water.
LISTEN: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says “if anyone was caught off guard, then they had to be living under a rock” in response to criticism about his office’s late response to the storm

He calls out “whoever has time to sit out and tweet”
Adams defends response to storm amidst criticism: 'Anyone caught off guard … had to be living unde...
Mayor Eric Adams addressed concerns during a call with 1010 WINS on Friday, responding to criticism over a delayed reaction to the significant storm that struck the city.
www.audacy.com
September 29, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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I don't mind creating a fun, unique, incredible online experience for thousands of wayward net surfers just looking for a place to call home. It doesn't bother me at all to do that for you
September 28, 2023 at 7:20 PM
September 28, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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September 28, 2023 at 1:30 AM
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Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get reposted 2112 times
August 1, 2023 at 2:29 AM
it’s almost time
September 28, 2023 at 1:06 AM