Someone told me I should go to a bookshop and leave them in random books. I replied, ‘I suppose that’s better than what I usually do, which is sneeze in them and put them back.’

Way too late. He should have done that in high school

these jokes are just getting shitty

I hope it's not a pot luck

Customer: What kind of piles do you have?
Owner: That’s a very personal question, sir! That’s between me and my proctologist!
Customer: No, I mean how they feel.
Owner: They’re really uncomfortable to be perfectly honest, sir. I have to sit on a special cushion!
Customer: Ergh… can you cut a rug?

Chuck!!! You sold out buddy!!! When America needed democrats with a spine, you showed up and said "I have no backbone!"

You should RESIGN!! TODAY!!! Step aside and let REAL democrats stand up to Trump. You've made it obvious you're not up for the job!

#Resign

He's such a fuckin idiot. Also, so is EVERYONE who voted for him