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Chunkyhousewife
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⚜️here there be dragons⚜️
billy hargrove and calico jack are the same character archetype in this essay i wi
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
c u in da ballpit
Camping In Alaska · please be nice · Song · 2013
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January 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Why do y’all walk around in a random ugly helm when there’s a “hide helmet” button??
why do y'all spend 3 hours customizing your character's face when you know you're gonna equip the first helmet you find??
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Laying in bed trying to fall asleep for the fourth time and suddenness 30-50 wild hogs run through my mind
January 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Swiped Out
Future Teens · Breakup Season · Song · 2019
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January 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
All this because I was thinking about how this quote

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide”

could equally apply to Stede, accent aside and then:
my husband genuinely just told me stede bonnet in ofmd speaks with an ENGLISH ACCENT MY BROTHER IN CHRIST ITS A KIWI ACCENT THATS HALF THE FUCKING JOKE I ACTUALLY CANNOT WITH THIS MAN
January 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Gaslighting is the entire GOP playbook. From ‘biggest crowd ever’ to ‘normal tourist visit,’ they’re betting you’ll ignore reality. If we allow them to keep rewriting history, they’ll keep burning the truth to the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Per NBC's chicago affiliate, ICE says this was not them, that it was Secret Service:

www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/s...
January 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Reminds me of Popehat’s famous Rule of Goats.
January 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
my husband genuinely just told me stede bonnet in ofmd speaks with an ENGLISH ACCENT MY BROTHER IN CHRIST ITS A KIWI ACCENT THATS HALF THE FUCKING JOKE I ACTUALLY CANNOT WITH THIS MAN
January 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just…. Fuck
January 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Elon Musk is the Nazi threat to the Jews everyone keeps saying Hamas is.

Just saying.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes
More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…
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January 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When we adopted one of our cats I wanted to name her Ivy and my husband and child INSISTED on “owl kitty” it’s been almost three years and I’m not over it. She looks nothing like an owl.
January 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM