Lavender Luke
@chumpanzeee.bsky.social
Synth nerd. A dog who learnt how to talk.
Trainspotting, but every character in it is a muppet apart from Begbie
#MuppetMovies
#MuppetMovies
December 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trainspotting, but every character in it is a muppet apart from Begbie
#MuppetMovies
#MuppetMovies
Can’t
Believe Alex Scott gets voted off first.
Believe Alex Scott gets voted off first.
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can’t
Believe Alex Scott gets voted off first.
Believe Alex Scott gets voted off first.
Thinking of opening a vegan street food franchise and calling it “Quorn Hub”
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thinking of opening a vegan street food franchise and calling it “Quorn Hub”
Just to check… we’ll all be protesting outside police stations and asking leaders of the white community to explain themselves this weekend?
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just to check… we’ll all be protesting outside police stations and asking leaders of the white community to explain themselves this weekend?
Great to see the amazing caff Beppe’s in Slow Horses.
Top notch fry ups
Top notch fry ups
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Great to see the amazing caff Beppe’s in Slow Horses.
Top notch fry ups
Top notch fry ups
@5teviem.bsky.social really looking forward to it tonight
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@5teviem.bsky.social really looking forward to it tonight
I must confirm that I am *not* the one and only.
I must confirm that I am *not* the girl from Ipanema.
I must confirm that I am *not* the walrus.
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I must confirm that I am *not* the one and only.
This was the first album I bought with my own money.
I saw them recently at Colchester castle and they were amazing
I saw them recently at Colchester castle and they were amazing
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
This was the first album I bought with my own money.
I saw them recently at Colchester castle and they were amazing
I saw them recently at Colchester castle and they were amazing
@graceldn.bsky.social
I’m in Dublin (the mothership?)
Saw this - if I go to the bar and ask for family and friend discount do you think I’ll get one?
I’m in Dublin (the mothership?)
Saw this - if I go to the bar and ask for family and friend discount do you think I’ll get one?
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
@graceldn.bsky.social
I’m in Dublin (the mothership?)
Saw this - if I go to the bar and ask for family and friend discount do you think I’ll get one?
I’m in Dublin (the mothership?)
Saw this - if I go to the bar and ask for family and friend discount do you think I’ll get one?
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SomeBODY once told me the world was having a #Portfolioday today.
Hello, I'm Jimmy, and I'm a #horror and #darkart artist, and occasionally do vanilla #fantasy stuff when the weather is right.
Please share before the thing that whispers evil thoughts to me at night decides to visit me again kthxbye
Hello, I'm Jimmy, and I'm a #horror and #darkart artist, and occasionally do vanilla #fantasy stuff when the weather is right.
Please share before the thing that whispers evil thoughts to me at night decides to visit me again kthxbye
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
SomeBODY once told me the world was having a #Portfolioday today.
Hello, I'm Jimmy, and I'm a #horror and #darkart artist, and occasionally do vanilla #fantasy stuff when the weather is right.
Please share before the thing that whispers evil thoughts to me at night decides to visit me again kthxbye
Hello, I'm Jimmy, and I'm a #horror and #darkart artist, and occasionally do vanilla #fantasy stuff when the weather is right.
Please share before the thing that whispers evil thoughts to me at night decides to visit me again kthxbye
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Someone showed me a TikTok video of a monkey stealing a trombone from a brass band and attacking an elephant with it.
Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a guy throwing a printer at a horse
"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."
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October 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Someone showed me a TikTok video of a monkey stealing a trombone from a brass band and attacking an elephant with it.
I met a beautiful young woman from Russia who I’m going to marry.
She has a problem with a visa at the moment but I’m helping her with the admin fees but once that’s sorted out we’ll definitely meet and get married
She has a problem with a visa at the moment but I’m helping her with the admin fees but once that’s sorted out we’ll definitely meet and get married
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I met a beautiful young woman from Russia who I’m going to marry.
She has a problem with a visa at the moment but I’m helping her with the admin fees but once that’s sorted out we’ll definitely meet and get married
She has a problem with a visa at the moment but I’m helping her with the admin fees but once that’s sorted out we’ll definitely meet and get married
I am not sure about “King and Conquerer”.
I mean, I’ve watched all of them so far but the death of Tostig was a step too fa last week.
I mean, I’ve watched all of them so far but the death of Tostig was a step too fa last week.
October 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I am not sure about “King and Conquerer”.
I mean, I’ve watched all of them so far but the death of Tostig was a step too fa last week.
I mean, I’ve watched all of them so far but the death of Tostig was a step too fa last week.
This day in 1066: 700 ships landed on the Kent coast carrying 150,000 men of fighting age from France.
One of these men took the English throne and land, and his distant descendants still sit in privilege on the throne.
So it seems not all “boat people” are disliked by the flag touchers
One of these men took the English throne and land, and his distant descendants still sit in privilege on the throne.
So it seems not all “boat people” are disliked by the flag touchers
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This day in 1066: 700 ships landed on the Kent coast carrying 150,000 men of fighting age from France.
One of these men took the English throne and land, and his distant descendants still sit in privilege on the throne.
So it seems not all “boat people” are disliked by the flag touchers
One of these men took the English throne and land, and his distant descendants still sit in privilege on the throne.
So it seems not all “boat people” are disliked by the flag touchers
Antifa terrorists
September 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Antifa terrorists
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This Week's Onion Magazine:
The world is a very upsetting and disturbing place these days.
That’s it. That’s the message
That’s it. That’s the message
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The world is a very upsetting and disturbing place these days.
That’s it. That’s the message
That’s it. That’s the message
This is who the “royal” family like to hang around with
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is who the “royal” family like to hang around with
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Question for the Christians:
If God didn’t want us to masturbate, who did he make our arms EXACTLY the right length?
If God didn’t want us to masturbate, who did he make our arms EXACTLY the right length?
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Question for the Christians:
If God didn’t want us to masturbate, who did he make our arms EXACTLY the right length?
If God didn’t want us to masturbate, who did he make our arms EXACTLY the right length?
Until last week I’d never heard of the man who’s been shot. I still don’t know a lot about him.
But it seems to be bigger news than when a school is shot up.
Still won’t mean anything for gun control.
But it seems to be bigger news than when a school is shot up.
Still won’t mean anything for gun control.
September 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Until last week I’d never heard of the man who’s been shot. I still don’t know a lot about him.
But it seems to be bigger news than when a school is shot up.
Still won’t mean anything for gun control.
But it seems to be bigger news than when a school is shot up.
Still won’t mean anything for gun control.
Cretian holiday… his and hers arms
(Clue… I am not the Goan in the house)
(Clue… I am not the Goan in the house)
September 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cretian holiday… his and hers arms
(Clue… I am not the Goan in the house)
(Clue… I am not the Goan in the house)
Enjoying Rethymno fortress in Crete
September 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Enjoying Rethymno fortress in Crete
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival