Lavender Luke
@chumpanzeee.bsky.social
Synth nerd. A dog who learnt how to talk.
They should start vaccinatimg people against it
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
They should start vaccinatimg people against it
What a travesty that the two of them were in a dance off.
40 o it not 40 and in the dance off!!! Nuts
40 o it not 40 and in the dance off!!! Nuts
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What a travesty that the two of them were in a dance off.
40 o it not 40 and in the dance off!!! Nuts
40 o it not 40 and in the dance off!!! Nuts
It’s like he has stolen a load of waxwork dummies
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s like he has stolen a load of waxwork dummies
2030: they’re going back in time and holding it in 1941 Germany
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2030: they’re going back in time and holding it in 1941 Germany
I was watching and he came on and I changed channel.
Everyone involved should be ashamed
Everyone involved should be ashamed
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I was watching and he came on and I changed channel.
Everyone involved should be ashamed
Everyone involved should be ashamed
You know what, in that context Lad Baby is hardly a crime. I apologise to them
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You know what, in that context Lad Baby is hardly a crime. I apologise to them
I never heard anything they did. I feel like that’s the Christmas miracle
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I never heard anything they did. I feel like that’s the Christmas miracle
You should tick “yes”, you’ve provided sex in exchange for drugs.
And then wink and say “just pills though”.
And then wink and say “just pills though”.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You should tick “yes”, you’ve provided sex in exchange for drugs.
And then wink and say “just pills though”.
And then wink and say “just pills though”.
If you can’t appreciate the art you shouldn’t be allowed to own it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you can’t appreciate the art you shouldn’t be allowed to own it.
Not a bad guess. Basically if the tusks were the other way it’d be pretty accurate - a think elephant
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Not a bad guess. Basically if the tusks were the other way it’d be pretty accurate - a think elephant
Yes… I feel like the waiter is laughing at me when I get taken to my table
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yes… I feel like the waiter is laughing at me when I get taken to my table
Someone really should do something about those health companies
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Someone really should do something about those health companies
That was a magical moment.
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That was a magical moment.
Is it a mocked up tweet? It isn’t tr is it?
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is it a mocked up tweet? It isn’t tr is it?
As if the Johnsons aren’t the establishment! Public school, Oxbridge conservatives
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
As if the Johnsons aren’t the establishment! Public school, Oxbridge conservatives
Here’s hoping Farage and his cronies get exposed again.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Here’s hoping Farage and his cronies get exposed again.
And because they think it’s “glam”. It’s all about the money.
No one moves there for safety
No one moves there for safety
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
And because they think it’s “glam”. It’s all about the money.
No one moves there for safety
No one moves there for safety
Excellent stuff (so long as it isn’t the Status Quo version)!
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Excellent stuff (so long as it isn’t the Status Quo version)!
Oh… I am just reading the guardian story.
Not surprising but really disheartening
Not surprising but really disheartening
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh… I am just reading the guardian story.
Not surprising but really disheartening
Not surprising but really disheartening
What’s he said now? Or just…. Because who he is
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What’s he said now? Or just…. Because who he is