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themountaingoats.bsky.social
the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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lookitup.baby
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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griph.bsky.social
Pretty cool the Hilton will let you stay at [squint] the kink dot com castle
October 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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crushbort.bsky.social
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was returning home from his weekly Saturday night dinner at Denny's. The Mayor had his usual order of Choconana Pancake Slam® with boysenberry syrup. Denny's had been out of boysenberry syrup for several months due to supply chain issues outside of its control and as such the Mayor had brought his own pitcher of homemade boysenberry syrup. However, this was not necessary as boysenberry syrup-and fan favorites blueberry, strawberry, and butter pecan —are now back at all 1,500 Denny's locations. While operating his vehicle, Mayor Giuliani noticed a drop of Denny's boysenberry syrup had fallen on his shoe at some point during his meal, which was under $20 even with a tip. Understandably, the Mayor did not want to let the unbeatable taste of authentic Denny's syrup go to waste after so long an absence and attempted to lean down to suck his shoe. After several subsequent collisions with other vehicles, Mayor Giuliani pulled over to the side of the road, exited his vehicle, and rolled onto his back in an attempt to better suck his own foot. At this time we believe the Mayor's violent thrashing during these repeated failed attempts resulted in numerous injuries. He was transported to a nearby trauma center, where he was diagnosed with severe diarrhea. There is no reason to believe this was as a result of the quality of his Denny's experience, but rather the Mayor's high level of physical activity so soon after eating. At this time, no further updates are available. This is the only statement authorized by Mayor Giuliani. Signed, Michael Ragu Chief Flavor Officer, Denny's USA
August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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iainnd.bsky.social
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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egallagher.bsky.social
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
August 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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pops131.bsky.social
Praying gets you nowhere.
January 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
I’m trying to imagine the bubble of amoral corporate douchery you have to live in to think that saying “we guard against unnecessary care” is better than just shutting the fuck up.
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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edzitron.com
No, he's not joining because thousands of people would dunk on him, like if Sisyphus were a basketball hoop
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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dril.bsky.social
I would rather crush my dick in to my Fucking balls . No thank you. Ratioed
September 13, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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randalljstephens.bsky.social
Brendan Loper in the New Yorker
August 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
As a kid they’d call me Bubblicious Lips cuz of my big lips. This started in 2nd grade and continued into 3rd. After Christmas break you’d never see me without the gum. I’d even share it. Had to take ownership of the narrative. Weaken their stance.

What I’m saying is that he’s gotta fuck the couch.
August 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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zekedrawsthings.bsky.social
all these armchair sex experts
July 25, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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paultobin.bsky.social
Why is he knocking I gave him a key
July 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.
July 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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stealthygeek.bsky.social
Police in Prosper, TX, celebrating their new MRAP which will protect officers from deadly IUDs.
June 3, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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kilgoretrout.bsky.social
finally, a cop willing to use his gun in a school
May 2, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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kenwhite.bsky.social
This is what happens when you get older and instead of a safe environment you are constantly having to lift heavy boxes of classified war plans just to use the toilet
kilgoretrout.bsky.social kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · Jan 17
you know, I hear it all the time, people come up to me, big strong guys, tears in his eyes, I don’t think this guy had ever cried in his life, saying sir sir show us your finger gonorrhea
January 17, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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joshuaerlich.bsky.social
the IDF has never landed a strike targeted this well
Screenshot from The Onion, “Kissed The Ground And Cried After Finally Returning To An Apartheid State According to witnesses, South African-born Musk immediately dropped to his knees after stepping on Israeli soil, overwhelmed with joy to be back in a state segregated by race and religion.”
November 28, 2023 at 6:25 PM