Christina Huffman
@chuffman82.bsky.social
Proposal and science writer, history buff, LGBTQIA rights advocate, board game geek, and sarcastic pain in the ass.
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. According to witnesses, the 44-year-old former Fox News host wandered through the lunchroom and took slow, deliberate steps past tables filled with jovial military officers […]
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April 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
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Binge-watching Black Mirror. I need a fictional dystopia to distract me from the real-life dystopia we’re stuck in.
April 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Binge-watching Black Mirror. I need a fictional dystopia to distract me from the real-life dystopia we’re stuck in.
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The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.
Remember folks, not only has he tariffed penguins, but his Defense Secretary spilled the krill on top-secret military operations.
Even the penguins are aware of it.
Even the penguins are aware of it.
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.
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31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
March 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
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There will never have been a transformation in the Quadrant like the transformation that is happening, for all to see, in the Federation. Vorta specialists are taking Starfleet jobs at levels never seen before with Skills (and Latinum!) to follow. It's a beautiful thing to see! #StarTrek #SISKO197
March 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
March 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.
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Arkansas Legislator Warns Loophole In New Law Could Still Allow Trans Youth To Exist
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March 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Arkansas Legislator Warns Loophole In New Law Could Still Allow Trans Youth To Exist
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rofl - Really Opsec is For Losers
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
March 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
rofl - Really Opsec is For Losers
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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If the Federation President doesn’t have the right to throw murderers, and other criminals into the Barzan Wormhole because some Radical Bajoran Lunatic Judge wants to assume the role of Federation Kai, then the UFP is in very big trouble & destined to fail! #StarTrek #Sisko197
March 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have both English and Irish heritage, which explains why self-oppression comes very naturally. 😛
March 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have both English and Irish heritage, which explains why self-oppression comes very naturally. 😛
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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‘Everybody is transgender’ says Donald Trump in latest bizarre press conference
‘Everybody is transgender’ says Donald Trump in latest bizarre press conference
Apparently everything and everybody, is transgender - at least that's what Trump said in his latest bizarre press conference. It's news to us
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March 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
‘Everybody is transgender’ says Donald Trump in latest bizarre press conference
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The US Department of Education has established a hotline to report schools that subject our precious children to the horrors of wokeness and DEI. I encourage all concerned parents to do as I did to keep them busy. Glory!
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March 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The US Department of Education has established a hotline to report schools that subject our precious children to the horrors of wokeness and DEI. I encourage all concerned parents to do as I did to keep them busy. Glory!
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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March 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Constant attacks by Felon Trump & Fascist Musk on our institutions, government, democracy & on us can be stopped.
Tomorrow, show the power of nonviolent civil resistance by joining the #EconomicBlackout
Just 1 day will make a powerful difference 💪🏻💪🏽💪
Tomorrow, show the power of nonviolent civil resistance by joining the #EconomicBlackout
Just 1 day will make a powerful difference 💪🏻💪🏽💪
February 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Constant attacks by Felon Trump & Fascist Musk on our institutions, government, democracy & on us can be stopped.
Tomorrow, show the power of nonviolent civil resistance by joining the #EconomicBlackout
Just 1 day will make a powerful difference 💪🏻💪🏽💪
Tomorrow, show the power of nonviolent civil resistance by joining the #EconomicBlackout
Just 1 day will make a powerful difference 💪🏻💪🏽💪
February 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
