Chuckell
@chuckell.bsky.social
makes books, reads different books
Planning to win at this game by just shouting out the Pantone numbers
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Planning to win at this game by just shouting out the Pantone numbers
Kids in this second-grade classroom are pretty mature! But I always feel better after I shave, too.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Kids in this second-grade classroom are pretty mature! But I always feel better after I shave, too.
Fun read. I liked it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fun read. I liked it.
Well played, bookstore employee
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Well played, bookstore employee
This book is Peter Straub translated into overheated Cormac McCarthy, minus any semblance of recognizable human behavior. Pointless, unfinishable.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This book is Peter Straub translated into overheated Cormac McCarthy, minus any semblance of recognizable human behavior. Pointless, unfinishable.
What's the name for government by aggressively ignorant profoundly stupid massively careless gigantic gaping assholes?
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What's the name for government by aggressively ignorant profoundly stupid massively careless gigantic gaping assholes?
This giving me the opportunity to mention this book, a grim delight from the dude who also wrote the screenplay for the original Beetlejuice.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This giving me the opportunity to mention this book, a grim delight from the dude who also wrote the screenplay for the original Beetlejuice.
I've got one of my own--don't read no James Patterson bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I've got one of my own--don't read no James Patterson bullshit
This column has always been a favorite of mine, though mostly because they used a picture of my future wife.
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This column has always been a favorite of mine, though mostly because they used a picture of my future wife.
What's going on here?
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
What's going on here?
Did this product escape from The Simpsons
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Did this product escape from The Simpsons
We've gotten to the Reacher-goes-up-against-an-evil-genius-with-a-high-tech-underground-lair stage of things.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We've gotten to the Reacher-goes-up-against-an-evil-genius-with-a-high-tech-underground-lair stage of things.
Notice how this species of chair has evolved a distinctive coloration that allows it to elude predators in the wild
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Notice how this species of chair has evolved a distinctive coloration that allows it to elude predators in the wild
Words. So many words. And yet--not as many fully-formed sentences as one might reasonably expect. But words, yes. Words. Words spoken, unspoken. Spoken. Many words.
Yeah, no thanks. This one goes back to the library today.
Yeah, no thanks. This one goes back to the library today.
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Words. So many words. And yet--not as many fully-formed sentences as one might reasonably expect. But words, yes. Words. Words spoken, unspoken. Spoken. Many words.
Yeah, no thanks. This one goes back to the library today.
Yeah, no thanks. This one goes back to the library today.
Halloween treat still unopened proving that even a seven-year-old understands that FOOD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO GLOW.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Halloween treat still unopened proving that even a seven-year-old understands that FOOD IS NOT SUPPOSED TO GLOW.
Is this toy some kind of Alien/Planet of the Apes crossover mashup?
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Is this toy some kind of Alien/Planet of the Apes crossover mashup?
Hey @kaine.senate.gov, I made this for you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey @kaine.senate.gov, I made this for you
Awesome recent nextdoor post complaining about how there are no conservative bookstores around.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Awesome recent nextdoor post complaining about how there are no conservative bookstores around.
Yeah, I *absolutely* would have bought a box of those. I'm a related note, I am now considering organizing a family expedition to find a Taco Bell this weekend on account of this, which apparently tastes like a revved-up key lime pie.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Yeah, I *absolutely* would have bought a box of those. I'm a related note, I am now considering organizing a family expedition to find a Taco Bell this weekend on account of this, which apparently tastes like a revved-up key lime pie.
How surprising, Donald Trump is unhappy that his party got trounced because every sane person in the country despises him.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
How surprising, Donald Trump is unhappy that his party got trounced because every sane person in the country despises him.