Chuckell
chuckell.bsky.social
Chuckell
@chuckell.bsky.social
makes books, reads different books
Wait so the Upside Down is somehow connected to the Omega 13?
December 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
God this fuckin show is such hocum.
December 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Planning to win at this game by just shouting out the Pantone numbers
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
So I'm not real clear on how Warhammer works but I guess you win if you have the prettiest hand-painted little space army guy?
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Why does Nancy live with her Aunt Fritzi, what happened to her parents?
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Marty Supreme is a LOT of movie but not a moment of it is dull.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"The thing we gotta do is get Dad off this Keurig kick and back to making coffee like a real person."

--Overheard at Rodman's
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Is The Sheep Detectives a part of the Babe Extended Universe?
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Ayesha Rasco's voice is ray of aural sunshine.
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I don't know what the Eno Center for Transportation is but I certainly expect that they only ever play Music for Airports in the lobby
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thanks but no thanks, Apple Music, I will not be needing your "AutoMix" function. First finish playing one song and then begin playing the next, please.
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"My brother's gonna shit. My brother's gonna kill us!"

"Well what's he gonna do--is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"

"First he's gonna shit! Then he's gonna kill us!"

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...
Brother of LA Rams star arrested in alleged theft of Lakers player’s BMW
Sheriff’s deputies say the vehicle belonging to Lakers forward Adou Thiero was tracked to a West Hollywood hotel, leading to the arrests
www.theguardian.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Kids in this second-grade classroom are pretty mature! But I always feel better after I shave, too.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Product idea: Biodegradable Nerf gun darts for outside use
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Every day with this guy. Every day some new utter garbage thing.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump attacks Democratic foes in White House presidential portraits
New plaques on ‘Presidential Walk of Fame’ scorn ‘divisive’ Obama and ‘by far the worst’ Biden – but Reagan is praised
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Nuclear startups" is a combination of words that really ought not to exist. I really can't see how having the move-fast-and-break-things folks fucking around with fissionable materials is likely to end well AT ALL.
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The three teenage sons on "A Man on the Inside" are the most fully-realized and believable characters in the history of television.
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Tough one! But maybe . . . it's because the major labels have always sucked gigantic johnson?

www.theguardian.com/music/2025/d...
Musicians are deeply concerned about AI. So why are the major labels embracing it?
Companies such as Udio, Suno and Klay will let you use AI to make new music based on existing artists’ work. It could mean more royalties – but many are worried
www.theguardian.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"j-u-s-t - d-i-s-g-r-a-c-e-f-u-l" is such a weird way to spell "utterly predictable."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Just disgraceful’: outcry as Heritage thinktank appoints far-right figure to key post
Scott Yenor, who has offered views on women, marriage and LGBTQ rights, helped to found secretive fraternal order
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I hate it when I'm in the bathroom and I notice the lotion on the counter which reminds me how dry my hands are so I put some on and then I can't turn the door handle.
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Cemetery Road is high-toned fucking nonsense bullshit.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My business idea: subscription-based semi-repertory cinema.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm not sure I ever realized "Take Me to the River" was a cover.
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I normally get a little queasy when I see a post from someone using cat-speak and referring to "hoomans" so just now reading the word "hoomom" hit me like a punch in the nuts.
December 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You can kind of chart the historical decline in the overall intelligence of America based on its reasons for going to war: Slavery! . . . Nazis! . . . Like, communism or whatever? . . . Daddy issues. . . . President wants to avoid being convicted of sex crimes.
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM