chris
@chrysolipsist.bsky.social
Did you look on the boat?
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Did you look on the boat?
watching a random video and hearing Matt Rose reading this out loud was equally as exciting as Emo Philips liking my reply that one time
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
watching a random video and hearing Matt Rose reading this out loud was equally as exciting as Emo Philips liking my reply that one time
ah yes, hard-hitting news that is relevant to me
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
ah yes, hard-hitting news that is relevant to me
This has been done before (and better)
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This has been done before (and better)
NOT IN FRONT OF SIR WALTER RALEIGH!!
August 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
NOT IN FRONT OF SIR WALTER RALEIGH!!
looking at zillow listings in bad neighborhoods and some of these real estate photos almost tell a story
June 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
looking at zillow listings in bad neighborhoods and some of these real estate photos almost tell a story
it sounds like someone is proposing to try this out irl
June 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it sounds like someone is proposing to try this out irl
ALF faces serious accusations from TV preachers
May 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ALF faces serious accusations from TV preachers
I was watching this and I thought. dude this is it. this is how to save NSF funding. we've just got to hijack the secure satellite connection and get this to play at the right moment. It'll be just like that whole Alcatraz thing.
May 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I was watching this and I thought. dude this is it. this is how to save NSF funding. we've just got to hijack the secure satellite connection and get this to play at the right moment. It'll be just like that whole Alcatraz thing.
I was thinking about the happiness advisor in Civilization II
May 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I was thinking about the happiness advisor in Civilization II
I had to make this after seeing this chart on Wikipedia
April 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I had to make this after seeing this chart on Wikipedia
my theory about demographics is that the US is destined to become majority Amish within the next 200 years
April 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
my theory about demographics is that the US is destined to become majority Amish within the next 200 years
just noticed the protonmail logo is an inverted marlboro logo
April 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
just noticed the protonmail logo is an inverted marlboro logo
I think Nostradamus wrote this game genie code description
March 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I think Nostradamus wrote this game genie code description
my grad student debating whether he should interrupt me while I'm in the middle of doing serious professor shit
March 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
my grad student debating whether he should interrupt me while I'm in the middle of doing serious professor shit
this building on 79th St in Chicago used to be a Sears warehouse (I'm guessing), and it used to have the logo on that taller part of the building. Whenever I drove past it on the Skyway I used to say "hey check it out, it's the Sears Tower"
March 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
this building on 79th St in Chicago used to be a Sears warehouse (I'm guessing), and it used to have the logo on that taller part of the building. Whenever I drove past it on the Skyway I used to say "hey check it out, it's the Sears Tower"
this could be us (me letting you sleep while I am going to the other room to sit on the computer for 12 hours)
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
this could be us (me letting you sleep while I am going to the other room to sit on the computer for 12 hours)
when you're just trying to go from 8i'äXstation to 7î'āXÉÄâw but your fellow passenger wants to talk to you about trains
March 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
when you're just trying to go from 8i'äXstation to 7î'āXÉÄâw but your fellow passenger wants to talk to you about trains
I don't understand how people get so addicted to gambling, I spent $20 on slot machines once and all it did was make the box produce noise for a few minutes while my cash took the same trajectory as the 'fortune' story axis of Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"
March 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don't understand how people get so addicted to gambling, I spent $20 on slot machines once and all it did was make the box produce noise for a few minutes while my cash took the same trajectory as the 'fortune' story axis of Kafka's "The Metamorphosis"
...and JUSTIFY-ALIGNERS --no, wait!!
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
...and JUSTIFY-ALIGNERS --no, wait!!