save me, $4 redbull from the company store

*Festoons you with nonsense*

Using AI to free up time for a six hour shitsplosion. Genius

Lady knight sketch:

Boutta become a Lancer bitch and roll shooty shooty mech dice again

Shoutout to this one guy on my timeline posting nice mushrooms all the time

Vocaloid trans women are built different (depressed)

A neighbor shooting hoops with the birds singing has got to be one of the most relaxing sounds in the world

But Gaul should join us as a province. Those tribes hate each other even more than they hate us. Can you believe it. But they'll be paying tribute and we'll see. Maybe they won't hate us much longer. Vercingetorix is someone who has been very nasty to our country

I would say watching the US abandon an ally during a time of war embarrasses me as an American, but this is like the 20th time the government has done this since I've been alive. It would have been more surprising if the US had actually stood by someone for once.

going to sleep on time rules so damn hard. this fucking rocks

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World is a fuck
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did you know sometimes you can go for a bike ride in the beautiful weather and forget about lots of stuff for a while

waow :))