I've been digging through my Pokemon bank, since I'm within 5 or so 'mons total of a full 1026 LivingDex. And all I'm missing is special distributions now.

Anyway I will die someday in full awareness that this Pokemon's nickname was my finest work in literally anything ever.

Hi~ I don't post much on here but if you are reading this, I love you and you matter to me.

It’s the grift that keeps on grifting.

@bestbuysocial.bsky.social Not real happywith Best Buy's support for Nintendo exclusives today. We pre-ordered the Xenoblade X edition with the metal poster back in January. 1/?

I have an idea — since we're talking about getting rid of Social Security, the government can give back all the wages they've taken out of our paychecks for it.

All of it. For every single one of us. And immediately. That's fair, right?

Trump is proof that a con man doesn't have to be smart, as long as his victims are even dumber than him.

#MAGAdumbfucks #Trump

Grief is such a bizarre emotion. Doesn't seem fair that it can return years after the event occurred, and hurt just as bad or worse. Maybe it's the piling up of other negative things lately, or the profound realization of mortality. Whatever the case, I need it to stop, 'cause I have things to do.

The Founding Fathers tried to prevent Project 2025.

Here's what they said, in their own words.

whyimanatheist.substack.com/p/the-foundi...

#project2025 #ushistory #fascism #christofascism #uspolitics #politics #comics #memes #quotes #history #atheism

Okay but hear me out: an "Ocean's 11" style heist movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Pratt, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Tucker, Chris O'Donnell, Christian Bale, Christopher Walken, Christopher Lloyd, and Ludacris. There also needs to be a puppet of Chris Farley and everyone acts like it's him.

This whole 🧵 is 🔥

And if you wonder how we got here, re: Covid disinformation, this article from @juliadoubleday.bsky.social is a good place to consider and reflect on.

www.thegauntlet.news/p/how-the-pr...

Does this cuddlesome man require:
• A, Snuggles
• B, Wuggles
• C, both because I'm not a heartless monster

They're celebrating on Russian TV that Russian asset Trump installed more Russian assets in his cabinet.

Trump is Putin's sock puppet, and America is now under Russian occupation.

worldwar3.substack.com/p/theyre-cel...

#trump #putin #worldnews #news #usnews #politics #uspolitics

A while back, Club Nintendo partnered with Club Mocchi-Mocchi to offer these very large Kirby plushies as a reward for points. Well, anyway, Robin loves her very soft bed that is shaped like a friend~

good for him! work-life balance is so important

I’m not calling that asshole felon rapist traitor “President-elect.”

Fuck him.

Self portrait of FF14 WoL, pencil, 2023.

My first bluesky post needs to be something truly special, so I will commemorate this event with this: single ply TP in restaurant bathrooms is a war crime. I'm taking no further questions at this time.