Chris Patterson
@chriswritesplays.bsky.social
Playwright and Screenwriter. Semi-retired Actor. Satirist. Harlem, NYC
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Neither can I!
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Neither can I!
Nah! Not yet. This story has LORE. Go to bed. I need more. 😭
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nah! Not yet. This story has LORE. Go to bed. I need more. 😭
Nighty night!
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Nighty night!
Oh, Hell! Misread that.
You have fun on your bday. I need some semblance of good news.
You have fun on your bday. I need some semblance of good news.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Oh, Hell! Misread that.
You have fun on your bday. I need some semblance of good news.
You have fun on your bday. I need some semblance of good news.
Dear God...
We share a birthday month? YAY!
We share a birthday month? YAY!
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Dear God...
We share a birthday month? YAY!
We share a birthday month? YAY!
HEY! PHRASING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
HEY! PHRASING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phrasing! *Archer voice*
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Phrasing! *Archer voice*
What- How OLD are you? Lmao
"This... Is crack cocaine"
Me: "WHY IS IT IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!" 🤣
"This... Is crack cocaine"
Me: "WHY IS IT IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!" 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
What- How OLD are you? Lmao
"This... Is crack cocaine"
Me: "WHY IS IT IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!" 🤣
"This... Is crack cocaine"
Me: "WHY IS IT IN THE WHITE HOUSE?!" 🤣
... Ass! *Mallory Archer voice*
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November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
... Ass! *Mallory Archer voice*
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You're not wrong. I do love NJ. My favorite team plays there!
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You're not wrong. I do love NJ. My favorite team plays there!
I need to move. Too many people know where I live. DM me! We shall talk. Lmao
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I need to move. Too many people know where I live. DM me! We shall talk. Lmao
Not in New York. Unfortunately, being accessible at all times is a thing... YUCK!
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Not in New York. Unfortunately, being accessible at all times is a thing... YUCK!
You always know just what to say. 🤣
Same! If you can't get through a conversation without a "But what about this-"
Just let it go, Dude. We don't have the time for this anymore!
Same! If you can't get through a conversation without a "But what about this-"
Just let it go, Dude. We don't have the time for this anymore!
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You always know just what to say. 🤣
Same! If you can't get through a conversation without a "But what about this-"
Just let it go, Dude. We don't have the time for this anymore!
Same! If you can't get through a conversation without a "But what about this-"
Just let it go, Dude. We don't have the time for this anymore!