Chris Patterson
@chriswritesplays.bsky.social
Playwright and Screenwriter. Semi-retired Actor. Satirist. Harlem, NYC
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Business inquiries through Email. DM's open.
Felt cute.
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Felt cute.
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
Might Delete Later... ✌🏾
HELL YEA, BROTHER!
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
HELL YEA, BROTHER!
LFG!!!!!!
NYC! NYC!
NYC! NYC!
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
LFG!!!!!!
NYC! NYC!
NYC! NYC!
Saw this and immediately felt better...
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Saw this and immediately felt better...
Me, Nervous asf.
November 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me, Nervous asf.
I'm a simple man.
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm a simple man.
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
I see Charlie Hunnam? I click...
Beautiful day in NYC...
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Beautiful day in NYC...
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
Yes, That is me. Say Hiiiii! 🤣
"Everything the light touches belongs to me..." -Shadow
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Everything the light touches belongs to me..." -Shadow
Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕
September 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Goodnight, my degenerates. 💕
"In 2014, I was on drugs and wrote a Play."
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
September 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"In 2014, I was on drugs and wrote a Play."
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
*Checks notes*
"In 2019, This show made me a happy man, and a lot of money. Tbh!"
*Checks notes again*
"In 2025... I want this show to happen. Or I am going to be VERY pissed off..."
#BetweenTheLines
Shadow: "I feels better! Hooman take good care of me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
August 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shadow: "I feels better! Hooman take good care of me. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
Love you, Shadow... ❤️
"I'm in a band! I'm in a band!"
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
August 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"I'm in a band! I'm in a band!"
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
Dedicating my next script to my dearly departed friend.
This one is for you, Ryan! 🤘🏾
Meanwhile, At the Hall of Justice...
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Meanwhile, At the Hall of Justice...
Day 2 of a random cat coming up to me when *my* cat has a vet appointment.
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
August 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Day 2 of a random cat coming up to me when *my* cat has a vet appointment.
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
The distribution center is real, Y'all.
I nicknamed her, "Coco!"
My little fuzzball. I love you very much, Shadow. ❤️
Feel better, Queen...
Feel better, Queen...
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My little fuzzball. I love you very much, Shadow. ❤️
Feel better, Queen...
Feel better, Queen...
Look, man. I don't have a lot of time here-
My cat is sick.
It's been an intense and stressful week.
Please, send kind words and give me some time to readjust.
Say, "Hi, Shadow!" 💕
My cat is sick.
It's been an intense and stressful week.
Please, send kind words and give me some time to readjust.
Say, "Hi, Shadow!" 💕
August 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Look, man. I don't have a lot of time here-
My cat is sick.
It's been an intense and stressful week.
Please, send kind words and give me some time to readjust.
Say, "Hi, Shadow!" 💕
My cat is sick.
It's been an intense and stressful week.
Please, send kind words and give me some time to readjust.
Say, "Hi, Shadow!" 💕
Ma is going away on vacation.
Look what she got me as a going away present.
The lore... The lore!
Look what she got me as a going away present.
The lore... The lore!
August 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Ma is going away on vacation.
Look what she got me as a going away present.
The lore... The lore!
Look what she got me as a going away present.
The lore... The lore!
Subscribe to my future YouTube channel...
July 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Subscribe to my future YouTube channel...
Have a good day, my degenerates. 💕
I'm spending the day with a show I love. A show that helped me become the writer I am today.
That show?
Sons Of Anarchy... 🖤
I'm spending the day with a show I love. A show that helped me become the writer I am today.
That show?
Sons Of Anarchy... 🖤
July 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Have a good day, my degenerates. 💕
I'm spending the day with a show I love. A show that helped me become the writer I am today.
That show?
Sons Of Anarchy... 🖤
I'm spending the day with a show I love. A show that helped me become the writer I am today.
That show?
Sons Of Anarchy... 🖤
Damn you, Ryan Murphy!
You KNOW I have a crush on Charlie Hunnam. God... Damn it!
Now I gotta make a Netflix account again. (Bleep!)
*Flips table*
Ain't this a B?! I tell you, man. They trick me. They trick me with fine ass white men... 🤣
You KNOW I have a crush on Charlie Hunnam. God... Damn it!
Now I gotta make a Netflix account again. (Bleep!)
*Flips table*
Ain't this a B?! I tell you, man. They trick me. They trick me with fine ass white men... 🤣
July 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Damn you, Ryan Murphy!
You KNOW I have a crush on Charlie Hunnam. God... Damn it!
Now I gotta make a Netflix account again. (Bleep!)
*Flips table*
Ain't this a B?! I tell you, man. They trick me. They trick me with fine ass white men... 🤣
You KNOW I have a crush on Charlie Hunnam. God... Damn it!
Now I gotta make a Netflix account again. (Bleep!)
*Flips table*
Ain't this a B?! I tell you, man. They trick me. They trick me with fine ass white men... 🤣
One of these apps is about to be deleted in the coming weeks.
Can you guess which one?
Yes, That is my favorite singer in the background... 💕
Can you guess which one?
Yes, That is my favorite singer in the background... 💕
July 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
One of these apps is about to be deleted in the coming weeks.
Can you guess which one?
Yes, That is my favorite singer in the background... 💕
Can you guess which one?
Yes, That is my favorite singer in the background... 💕
My Shadow... ❤️
July 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My Shadow... ❤️
This one? This one is for you, Ryan.
RIP, Friend... 🤘🏾
RIP, Friend... 🤘🏾
July 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This one? This one is for you, Ryan.
RIP, Friend... 🤘🏾
RIP, Friend... 🤘🏾
This is my baby. Her name is Shadow.
She is a total cover hog...
She is a total cover hog...
June 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is my baby. Her name is Shadow.
She is a total cover hog...
She is a total cover hog...