Chris Turpin
@christurpin.bsky.social
Let's all love Lain. 5th Generation Appalachian. He/Him-ish.
Ask me about my scytale.
Ask me about my scytale.
My new favorite genre is AI generated thumbnails for YouTube videos of police bodycam.
June 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
My new favorite genre is AI generated thumbnails for YouTube videos of police bodycam.
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HOT DOGS
June 20, 2024 at 1:06 AM
HOT DOGS
I'm going to develop a programing language that works like hot shit, but the syntax will be gorgeous.
I'll call it Hot Mess and no one will use it. In 10 years a Holo-YouTuber will mention it when discussing templeOS on other such stupid ideas.
I'll call it Hot Mess and no one will use it. In 10 years a Holo-YouTuber will mention it when discussing templeOS on other such stupid ideas.
June 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I'm going to develop a programing language that works like hot shit, but the syntax will be gorgeous.
I'll call it Hot Mess and no one will use it. In 10 years a Holo-YouTuber will mention it when discussing templeOS on other such stupid ideas.
I'll call it Hot Mess and no one will use it. In 10 years a Holo-YouTuber will mention it when discussing templeOS on other such stupid ideas.
Cause I'm unemployed and over skilled I've been making this game. It's a sport sim for a sport that doesn't exist. It's the Holy Game of Quadro!
June 12, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Cause I'm unemployed and over skilled I've been making this game. It's a sport sim for a sport that doesn't exist. It's the Holy Game of Quadro!
My generative AI/weather station poem made this one today, I like how it interpreted the light rain as wet ground. www.wartburgweather.art
May 23, 2024 at 9:23 PM
My generative AI/weather station poem made this one today, I like how it interpreted the light rain as wet ground. www.wartburgweather.art
I need (I think?) a better line to refer to Bob's Address Book as than "a guidebook for traveling queers" in my article about cryptography and social justice.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
May 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I need (I think?) a better line to refer to Bob's Address Book as than "a guidebook for traveling queers" in my article about cryptography and social justice.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
I got this line in my article...
"Bob's Address Book was a guidebook for traveling queers."
Rephrase, or a keeper?
"Bob's Address Book was a guidebook for traveling queers."
Rephrase, or a keeper?
May 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I got this line in my article...
"Bob's Address Book was a guidebook for traveling queers."
Rephrase, or a keeper?
"Bob's Address Book was a guidebook for traveling queers."
Rephrase, or a keeper?
Digging some of the new generations from my algorithmic weather station / prose poem. www.wartburgweather.art
May 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Digging some of the new generations from my algorithmic weather station / prose poem. www.wartburgweather.art
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nature finds a way
May 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
nature finds a way
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UCLA faculty call for strike tomorrow in response to university’s failure to protect student protesters.
May 1, 2024 at 7:12 PM
UCLA faculty call for strike tomorrow in response to university’s failure to protect student protesters.
I hid a bunch of cryptographic and steganographic Easter eggs in my dissertation.
No one will ever solve them... Mostly cause no one will ever read my dis, the puzzles aren't that hard.
No one will ever solve them... Mostly cause no one will ever read my dis, the puzzles aren't that hard.
April 17, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I hid a bunch of cryptographic and steganographic Easter eggs in my dissertation.
No one will ever solve them... Mostly cause no one will ever read my dis, the puzzles aren't that hard.
No one will ever solve them... Mostly cause no one will ever read my dis, the puzzles aren't that hard.
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equifax stands for equine facsimile and was originally invented as a way to transmit horses via telephony
April 17, 2024 at 5:05 AM
equifax stands for equine facsimile and was originally invented as a way to transmit horses via telephony
Tool tip in turbo tax.
I know I'm never done with tax season until my race mode celebration. 🥳🚗☁️
I know I'm never done with tax season until my race mode celebration. 🥳🚗☁️
April 16, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Tool tip in turbo tax.
I know I'm never done with tax season until my race mode celebration. 🥳🚗☁️
I know I'm never done with tax season until my race mode celebration. 🥳🚗☁️
I'd join the Illuminati, but I heard it was a pyramid scheme.
April 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I'd join the Illuminati, but I heard it was a pyramid scheme.
"Lexus! Lexus! Totality! TOTALITY LEXUS!"
My father using Alexa today.
My father using Alexa today.
April 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
"Lexus! Lexus! Totality! TOTALITY LEXUS!"
My father using Alexa today.
My father using Alexa today.
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My co-worker has proposed an AI chatbot that answers every legal question with a long sigh and "it depends..."
This chatbot could also be used for digital privacy and security advice.
This chatbot could also be used for digital privacy and security advice.
March 31, 2024 at 3:19 AM
My co-worker has proposed an AI chatbot that answers every legal question with a long sigh and "it depends..."
This chatbot could also be used for digital privacy and security advice.
This chatbot could also be used for digital privacy and security advice.
🧵I integrated AI with Out of the Park Baseball to use both GPT-4's ability to do statistical analysis and to enhance narrative depth within the game. First image is stock, second is my mod (much more narratively rich). I think this is a way game narratives are heading in the future.
March 23, 2024 at 7:52 PM
🧵I integrated AI with Out of the Park Baseball to use both GPT-4's ability to do statistical analysis and to enhance narrative depth within the game. First image is stock, second is my mod (much more narratively rich). I think this is a way game narratives are heading in the future.
"The mammary gland is a magical thing," said the guy who made an insulin cow.
futurism.com/neoscope/gen...
futurism.com/neoscope/gen...
March 20, 2024 at 5:38 AM
"The mammary gland is a magical thing," said the guy who made an insulin cow.
futurism.com/neoscope/gen...
futurism.com/neoscope/gen...
As a teacher of rhetoric, sometimes a student will tell a lil fib about something trying to get an extension like that. I usually give them some grace and say sure...
But what I really want to say is "listen, this could have been a much more rhetorically effective lie if you would have done..."
But what I really want to say is "listen, this could have been a much more rhetorically effective lie if you would have done..."
March 9, 2024 at 12:30 AM
As a teacher of rhetoric, sometimes a student will tell a lil fib about something trying to get an extension like that. I usually give them some grace and say sure...
But what I really want to say is "listen, this could have been a much more rhetorically effective lie if you would have done..."
But what I really want to say is "listen, this could have been a much more rhetorically effective lie if you would have done..."
There is this dead dog on the side of the road in my very small home town (where I am staying). No services for collecting carcasses. Someone drove a cross into the spot where the dog's been laid for a a month saying "please bury me."
In the words of Pete Davidson, "this place is why I'm weird."
In the words of Pete Davidson, "this place is why I'm weird."
March 1, 2024 at 2:37 AM
There is this dead dog on the side of the road in my very small home town (where I am staying). No services for collecting carcasses. Someone drove a cross into the spot where the dog's been laid for a a month saying "please bury me."
In the words of Pete Davidson, "this place is why I'm weird."
In the words of Pete Davidson, "this place is why I'm weird."
Atlas Shrugged is Star Trek for edge-lord cynics.
March 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Atlas Shrugged is Star Trek for edge-lord cynics.
My wife and dad are enjoying pinball in the living room. I am doing final formatting (and trying not to edit to much) on my dissertation.
March 1, 2024 at 2:00 AM
My wife and dad are enjoying pinball in the living room. I am doing final formatting (and trying not to edit to much) on my dissertation.
Plato was a chump.
February 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Plato was a chump.
I've heard it probably like hundred times, but I just realized Le Tigre's song Deceptacon is taking a shot at NOFX.
February 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I've heard it probably like hundred times, but I just realized Le Tigre's song Deceptacon is taking a shot at NOFX.