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Christophurious
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Husband, father, former 1st responder, current small business owner/operator.

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How sad it must be - believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty.
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“I put my hands up on your hip. When I grift, you grift, we grift.”

— JD Vance and Erika Kirk
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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We have just over two weeks to pass Prop 50. And when we do, it will send a message of hope across the country, that change is possible if we do the work.

So, let’s get to it. linktr.ee/cadem
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Trump now has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 80 years. He’s 79.

That means the worst president of his entire lifetime… is him.
Second worst?
Also him.

Dude battled himself for last place … AND WON! 😂
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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What could this be but a loyalty testing event, and possibly sharing or confirming plans for coming martial law based on fake 'terrorism' attacks and 'emergencies'. They seem to want to do it all in person rather than on the email record,.
September 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Dan Gilroy has got to be so fucking exasperated right now.
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
A Christmas Carol … but instead it’s Elon Musk being visited by the ghostly visages of Nathan Bedford Forrest, Strom Thurmond, and Charlie Kirk.
September 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
1) Radio Lab (the OG episodes with Jad and Robert)

2) 99% Invisible

3) Stuff You Should Know

4) The Dirtbag Diaries

5) Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Trump now has the lowest approval rating of any president in the last 80 years. He’s 78.

That means the worst president of his entire lifetime… is him.
Second worst?
Also him.

Dude battled himself for last place … AND WON! 😂
June 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My apologies to ketamine, I was unfamiliar with your game
#ElonMusk
June 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
CONGRATULATIONS YOU’RE THE NEW NASA ADMINISTRATOR!!
June 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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House GOP just introduced a bill, to be marked up soon, which would authorize LIFE IN PRISON for anyone who reenters the country after being ordered deported and is later convicted of any crime punishable by 1 year or more in prison (even if sentenced to probation or no time in jail at all).
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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*Blows cigarette smoke right in the face of people who just woke up to the news*

"We already did all the jokes"
April 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I just want to stay alive long enough to be a popcorn vendor on the street outside our version of the Nuremberg trials
April 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online
December 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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CEO of The Federalist is opening calling on Trump to defy the Supreme Court.
April 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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hope and good news in one evening???? whaaat?!
April 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Longest Senate filibusters ever:

Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people

Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people

Cory Booker - opposing fascism
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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On Monday, court docs not only revealed that DOGE staffer Nate Cavanaugh recently moved to transfer the $500 million building to GSA, but that he planned to do so at no cost to the government.
DOGE Is Trying to Gift Itself a $500 Million Building, Court Filings Show
The documents reveal a DOGE affiliate is attempting to transfer the headquarters of an independent think tank, the United States Institute of Peace, to the government at no cost.
www.wired.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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BREAKING: US federal judge allows DOGE to takeover $500 million office building for free.

In fact, the building—and all of the property inside it—had already been transferred on Saturday.
Federal Judge Allows DOGE to Takeover $500 Million Office Building For Free
It’s the culmination of a weeks-long standoff between Elon Musk’s DOGE team and the United States Institute of Peace.
www.wired.com
April 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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How sad it must be - believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, while a reality tv star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of truth and honesty.
October 9, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Trump is bragging about The Apprentice being rereleased on Amazon Prime Video.

It sure would be a shame if everyone gave it a thumbs down 👎 and derated it into oblivion.

watch.amazon.com/detail?gti=a...
Watch The Apprentice (Season 1) | Prime Video
A group of highly intelligent and motivated businesspeople navigate weekly tasks with the hopes of becoming Donald Trump's ultimate Apprentice.
watch.amazon.com
March 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
February 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@benstiller.redhour.com
Sir, with all due respect…
If Mark and Gemma don’t happily ever after … I truly might never recover. #SeveranceS2EP7 #ChikhaiBardo
February 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM