💀 Christopher Means 💀
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💀 Christopher Means 💀
@christophermeans.bsky.social
💀 Senior Narrative Designer & Head Necromancer @studiodrydock.com 💀 Undead Mess in the Pacific Northwest 💀 Bi 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him 💀 ADHD
I'm doing alright :-) How ya been?
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That's so cool! I'll pass that along to the team :-)

Unfortunately, I didn't work on Wylde Flowers, but I am working on Wylde Society 🧙‍♀️
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 AM
eyyyy, didn't know you were on Bsky
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not that anyone came to the door. Did other Millennials hate Halloween? Why won't you take your kids trick or treating?

(Trunk or treating is not the same thing)
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
They show us these failures in a montage, but won't talk about the Turk who trapped himself to 140 pounds of gunpowder, pointed it at the sky, and lived to be honored by the Sultan for his attempt.
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October 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The fact that I've never heard this, franky rad fucking story, shows just how far up our own asses we are when it comes to our achievements as a nation.
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
That really sucks my dude. It's such a harsh and overwhelming feeling.
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fuck yeah
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think things like audio equipment / DJ rigs are an expression of the need for buttons, switches, and nobs. Like 40k Orks, we transcendentally yearn for a satisfying button, hatkey, or switch in this world of touchscreens and keyboards. Steel Battalion bravely went where cowards dared not tread.
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
😂
September 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
True. True.

I do get a lot fewer goatses these days though.
September 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BUHHHHHHHHHHHH
September 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM