Nut-shaped Hams
christonacrakr.bsky.social
Nut-shaped Hams
@christonacrakr.bsky.social
Thank you God for ducks.
Do not worry I got my sammy
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Has baby frank always had that lil snaggle
June 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yes you do!! We talk about shitty dads, poopin', and all kinds of things (you're very charming, it will work fine)
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I would like to know also because it is really nice to find every single used book ever within seconds
May 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Truly the greatest duo, she couldn't have found a better companion 🧡🧡🧡
May 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I mean look at this
May 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Diameter obviously. I have no glycogen left
May 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Noodles, raisins (that was the most frequent), peanut butter, freeze dried blueberries...it's been a few years
May 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
7yo didn't like ice cream when she was little so she used to put all kinds of weird shit in ice cream cones to feel like she was participating, she would probably love it
May 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This one was not a huge surprise but 7yo is going to be super disappointed
May 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You're in charge of books at bedtime
May 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm hate reading book 5 right now. I keep getting madder and madder that she's just gonna fuck the same guy for 4 books! I get it, he has sexy tattoos fine
May 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Stop!!! we have this lying around from spouse's childhood and every time I think the chewy chompers look like perfect gelatinous cubes
May 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Oh I have this problem too! Once hate read a 10 book series just so I could yell about it
May 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I feel like my keys should have been part of my adhd assessment. The bulky stuff is so I don't lose them and I also have a tile so I don't lose them but it's out of batteries, and there are 3 keys I don't know what they do. And tons of rings that don't hold anything 🫠
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM