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Thank you God for ducks.
Summertime, when children sew floral sardines
June 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Summertime, when children sew floral sardines
I mean look at this
May 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I mean look at this
Pretty sure the self proclaimed succulent lovers do not live in the desert where they turn into monsters that kill their neighbors and set up hideous kingdoms on the corpses of their brethren til you dig them out and face the final boss, the head vampire, a root with a 3 inch circumference
May 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pretty sure the self proclaimed succulent lovers do not live in the desert where they turn into monsters that kill their neighbors and set up hideous kingdoms on the corpses of their brethren til you dig them out and face the final boss, the head vampire, a root with a 3 inch circumference
I feel like my keys should have been part of my adhd assessment. The bulky stuff is so I don't lose them and I also have a tile so I don't lose them but it's out of batteries, and there are 3 keys I don't know what they do. And tons of rings that don't hold anything 🫠
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I feel like my keys should have been part of my adhd assessment. The bulky stuff is so I don't lose them and I also have a tile so I don't lose them but it's out of batteries, and there are 3 keys I don't know what they do. And tons of rings that don't hold anything 🫠
when Mother won't let you lick her during workout time
April 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
when Mother won't let you lick her during workout time
7yo somehow being rules oriented and chaotic at the same time (these are her new bedroom rules, number 8 restricts the dog from rubbing his penis on her bed, number 9 says no farts with an addendum permitting her own farts)
April 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
7yo somehow being rules oriented and chaotic at the same time (these are her new bedroom rules, number 8 restricts the dog from rubbing his penis on her bed, number 9 says no farts with an addendum permitting her own farts)
Not my child pouring herself a container of black vinegar for her lunchbox lol
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not my child pouring herself a container of black vinegar for her lunchbox lol
On a day like today tucson is just a pretty magical place to have hilarious weird kids
March 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
On a day like today tucson is just a pretty magical place to have hilarious weird kids
Hooooorssssssse
March 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hooooorssssssse
7yo was a finalist in the yearbook cover contest for the school and listen I am very supportive of 7yos creative endeavors but this horse will haunt my nightmares
March 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
7yo was a finalist in the yearbook cover contest for the school and listen I am very supportive of 7yos creative endeavors but this horse will haunt my nightmares
9yo decided against the oreo cake (after a 4 year run) so she wanted a black forest cake. Don't look up close at the piping, I've only done it twice before
March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
9yo decided against the oreo cake (after a 4 year run) so she wanted a black forest cake. Don't look up close at the piping, I've only done it twice before
Ok but in the lil thumbnail on my phone her silhouette looks like a buttplug just saying
March 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ok but in the lil thumbnail on my phone her silhouette looks like a buttplug just saying
My kid's chocolate santa has...an umbilicus? Phallus? Appendage? We do not care for it 😐
January 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My kid's chocolate santa has...an umbilicus? Phallus? Appendage? We do not care for it 😐
You guys ever snuggle in to bed and have a surprise cold slimy nose trail up your thigh? Birdie has quite the experience to offer you
January 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You guys ever snuggle in to bed and have a surprise cold slimy nose trail up your thigh? Birdie has quite the experience to offer you
...and, this is what reactive hypoglycemia does when you eat a stupid delicious scone
December 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
...and, this is what reactive hypoglycemia does when you eat a stupid delicious scone
I made the kids a big potion kit with erlenmeyer flasks and a tiny cast iron cauldron and mica pigments and witchy herbs, they are going HAM
December 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I made the kids a big potion kit with erlenmeyer flasks and a tiny cast iron cauldron and mica pigments and witchy herbs, they are going HAM
In other news my very best chihuahua-poodle-pug-pomeranian-pekingese-spitz-mix has been here one year and just barked in my ear because a sunbeam startled him
December 8, 2024 at 3:42 PM
In other news my very best chihuahua-poodle-pug-pomeranian-pekingese-spitz-mix has been here one year and just barked in my ear because a sunbeam startled him
"LET THE KISSING BEGIN"
December 8, 2024 at 3:17 PM
"LET THE KISSING BEGIN"
Oh there's signage
December 8, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Oh there's signage
The bridesmaid's tiara is under construction
December 8, 2024 at 2:50 PM
The bridesmaid's tiara is under construction
Unexpected dolphin wedding this morning
December 8, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Unexpected dolphin wedding this morning
When mama has returned from war/Thanksgiving
December 2, 2024 at 2:36 AM
When mama has returned from war/Thanksgiving
Obsessed with 8yo's illustrations in a birthday card she's making
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Obsessed with 8yo's illustrations in a birthday card she's making