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Chris the baker™️
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I used to be a friendly gentleman baker until Trump. Now I’m a vicious bastard who feeds on MAGA tears.
September 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
June 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
June 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
May 31, 2025 at 10:03 AM
May 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He’s at it again!
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
April 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Finish the sentence:
“That look right before…
April 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Heading to the West St. Louis County #HandsOff demonstration and this arriving! Should be fun! Be safe out there!
April 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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How to tell if your President is a piece of shit, Chapter 851.
NEW -- President Donald Trump skipped the return of four soldiers who died in a training exercise to Dover Air Force Base Friday and instead spent $4.2 million of taxpayer money to attend a dinner for one of his business interests and to play golf.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Skips Return Of Dead U.S. Soldiers To Play Golf And Boost His Business Instead
The four Army soldiers died in a training exercise in Lithuania. Trump chose to attend his personal business partners’ dinner Thursday and play golf Friday.
www.huffpost.com
April 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So I’m banned from my primary twitter for a week but you can follow me in my backup account. I’ll make sure to follow back! Already been blocked by James Woods a 2nd time. Same great baker, different handle.
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Twitter down again eh?
March 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Here's our daily "Twitter is down" BlueSky post.
March 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The house is very quiet with no one here but me and the pets. It’s been a week.
March 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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It's absolutely astounding.
This Paul Weiss capitulation is the most disgraceful action by a major law firm in my lifetime, so appalling that I couldn’t believe it at first.

Any lawyers at that firm—partners or associates—who don’t promptly resign will defile their moral and professional reputations beyond repair.
March 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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We did it folks !
March 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I’m tired of all the moral cowardice.

And now I’ve never been angrier about it.
March 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Here's a video from today explaining why Elon banned me from Twitter:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImC...
WTF!? Elon Musk BANNED Rick from Twitter (We're Still Not Calling it "X")
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
www.youtube.com
March 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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This is the article that got me banned on Twitter.

Nazis? Fine.

Racist freaks? Perfectly ok.

Describing a social and media campaign to hit Tesla's stock price?

Sissy SpaceX freaks the fuck out.
March 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM