christal 🐋 calebpilled 🍎
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christal🎐✨29 she/her 🌿 biology phd student! SVT, gnsn/HSR, HQ!!, kazetsuyo || 🎻 violin sometimes
Tbh tho what am I doing I need to return to my 2d boys only agenda!!!!!!!! Cannot be having little crushes on real guys!!! AND I just celebrated 10yrs with my bf!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Tbh tho what am I doing I need to return to my 2d boys only agenda!!!!!!!! Cannot be having little crushes on real guys!!! AND I just celebrated 10yrs with my bf!!!!
sad that my work crush is leaving but they’re going to greener pastures 😭 who will make me drinks and give me advice and bus 5 bins at once now??????
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
sad that my work crush is leaving but they’re going to greener pastures 😭 who will make me drinks and give me advice and bus 5 bins at once now??????
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
August 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’
No worries if not!!!
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Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
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Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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June 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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if you dont use garlic are you even cooking
May 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
if you dont use garlic are you even cooking
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doing a little countdown for sy
April 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
doing a little countdown for sy
ellen joe costest
April 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
ellen joe costest
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April 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pebble Rattling Around In Shoe Turns Out To Be Loose Toe
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milk tea hair 🧋
April 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
milk tea hair 🧋
wuwa era starts now :) perhaps ill timed bc when am i gonna write my thesis if im busy trying to do quests and explore 😂
March 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
wuwa era starts now :) perhaps ill timed bc when am i gonna write my thesis if im busy trying to do quests and explore 😂
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
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March 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About