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@chrissick.bsky.social
Cares about politics. Elitist asshole about bands and clothes and books. Writing a novel about this election happening right now. Publishing it on beehiiv: https://swamp.beehiiv.com/
“The entire universe is in peril” was what I meant… anyways, I like to imagine the long meetings of Mark Waid and Grant Morrison coming up with “hyper time” which is basically an in-universe shrug to continuity snarls
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
NYC board of elections is almost entirely awful (try volunteering to be a poll worker) but they do one thing really great (deleted and reposted to add alt text to image).
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I don’t remember where I got this but there’s a reason I held onto it
October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I dunno, Sally, sites working fine for me!
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
just absolutely incredible; from WAVIP:
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s not some unknowable thing; ~14% of the state population voted for Abbot in his last election. Turnout was down to half of registered voters and huge swaths of the population aren’t legally allowed to vote at all…

Your problem isn’t with the majority of Texans, it’s with a rigged system
October 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Has any author ever evoked the tone of their writings in their physical appearance as much as HP Lovecraft? Ever?

I’m finally reading Lovecraft after ducking him for like 20 years and ho boy. Gun to my head I couldn’t describe the tone of his fiction better than any photo of him does.
August 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’ve been emailing the Dean of my college and university President this exact request since the protest crackdowns. I even tried closing with “thank you for your attention to this matter!”
July 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Can’t wait to be replaced by the shining, efficient, brilliance of AI
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It’s not even new ideas! Sorry don’t mean to come at you aggressively it’s just a frothing at the mouth mad trigger for me—they’re mostly proven ideas; de Blasio froze stabilized rents and avg rent grew slower than before or after his term!
June 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh good, the same politics geniuses who knew Trump was good for the economy and anti war have some thoughts on the mayoral race.

At some point we gotta start reading these as explicit threats rather than alarmist sky-is-falling fearmongering
June 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Aw, fuck me
June 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Can you talk me through why, in the 20th c (I think) vents in men’s boot cut jeans became a thing and if/why it stopped being a thing. Bonus points if you can help me find jeans that have vents at the cuffs. For reference, I’m thinking like Sam Rockwell’s jeans in Seven Psychopaths.
June 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Chuck, by the laws of the internet, I think you have to give me ur social media accounts, now. I don’t make the rules but I know slavish, self-destructive adherence to them is something you believe in deeply

I look forward to seeing your logins on my inbox
May 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
April 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For the record I am unconvinced that two dicks is too many in most situations but entirely dependent on who the dicks are attached to
April 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Chuck, I’m tapping the “it’s time” sign again
April 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My script for when I call Chuck Schumer’s office
April 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Computer, show me the fastest possible way for democrats to piss away any good will they’ve earned over the last two days.
April 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Perfect encapsulation of the limitations of appeasement strategy (from The Death of Stalin)
March 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man in a low, shameful era of journalistic failures the fact that no body thought to ask Matt to articulate the specific failings he’s gesturing to here is really fucking up there
March 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wasn’t someone just saying on here that algorithms and AI summaries could be bent to prioritize and favor ideas the autocrats and oligarchs prefer?

Went looking for a video of a stage production you can’t actually legally stream or pay to stream anywhere, Brave tells me torrenting it is immoral.
March 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Newsome can always be found chasing whatever position seems most advantageous day-to-day; which says a lot about where the CR vote is at this moment
March 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
February 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh fuck that. Just throw him in jail and federalize the businesses he controls so we can have a public space program. Auction twitter off, give Tesla to the employees who tried to unionize, and give every American a billion dollars as apology.
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM