Chris' RacCoons
@chrisraccoons.bsky.social
We're a gaze (hence they/them) of shitposting raccoons originally on Twitter to mock Chris Coons. #AnimalCaucus.
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Our jokes are meant to amuse us, but they COULD amuse you, too. Who can say?
If you recognize us, no you don't (please).
Always concerning when they have SS...
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Always concerning when they have SS...
They want noms
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
They want noms
Now give us more food, please and thank you
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Now give us more food, please and thank you
We're on our way
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We're on our way
If the bar is "compared to Tommy Tubberville," well, maybe
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If the bar is "compared to Tommy Tubberville," well, maybe
We're pretty sure it means we annoy (err, interact with) you frequently?
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
We're pretty sure it means we annoy (err, interact with) you frequently?
It's pretty hard to nauseate raccoons, but here were are.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's pretty hard to nauseate raccoons, but here were are.
No "You really gotta hand it to her" joke? OK, fine. Be classy if you like.
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
No "You really gotta hand it to her" joke? OK, fine. Be classy if you like.
Hmm, this looks like we've not been bugging you enough this past week.
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hmm, this looks like we've not been bugging you enough this past week.
And everyone agrees it's truly impressive, Wes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
And everyone agrees it's truly impressive, Wes.
This skeet is going to piss some people.
(No, we didn't say piss them off.)
(No, we didn't say piss them off.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This skeet is going to piss some people.
(No, we didn't say piss them off.)
(No, we didn't say piss them off.)
That's what we're assuming?
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That's what we're assuming?
It looks like teflon tape, but it was probably put on too tight with a pipe wrench
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It looks like teflon tape, but it was probably put on too tight with a pipe wrench
The grey part looks like what needs to be removed. You probably want a pair of slip-joint pliers to do it. The part you're spinning in the ball-and-socket that lets you aim the shower head. Or at least that's how it looks.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The grey part looks like what needs to be removed. You probably want a pair of slip-joint pliers to do it. The part you're spinning in the ball-and-socket that lets you aim the shower head. Or at least that's how it looks.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We mean, c'mon. This list!
@mementomorty.bsky.social, @realqrampage.fightins.online, @floregonian.com, @mistresscaution.myatproto.social, @meghancolleen.bsky.social, @acerbicotter.bsky.social, @britculpsapp.bsky.social, @cmonmaque.bsky.social, @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz, @hulcricket.bsky.social,
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🫧 Bubbel
bubbel.blue
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He also didn't cite the thoughts that were in her head while she was on her morning walk?
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
He also didn't cite the thoughts that were in her head while she was on her morning walk?
But then we will need to separately clog our arteries with grease?
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
But then we will need to separately clog our arteries with grease?
We suspect (having not looked for data) that 16% is the current number, after a precipitous fall over the past 5 years, which amplifies @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social's point and makes this so much worse. We're pretty sure we don't know any research-active STEM professor who wouldn't be affected
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We suspect (having not looked for data) that 16% is the current number, after a precipitous fall over the past 5 years, which amplifies @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social's point and makes this so much worse. We're pretty sure we don't know any research-active STEM professor who wouldn't be affected